I saw Elvis

[byron]

Elvis is alive and well, nobody but me noticed him because he blended in with people at the Marina but I'm sure it was him. If it wasn't.... who is that in the background? Looks like Nick to me.

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[jfm]

Revealing lycra - bobbit

That's gross. Anyway, is it my puter screen or does he have the two veg but no meat?

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[longjohnsilver]

Brussels? Not carrots! NM

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[Bejasus]

Re: Revealing lycra - bobbit

Perhaps that's his missing article in his hand?

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[jfm]

Re: Revealing lycra - bobbit

At first I thort you meant his right hand. But perhaps it is the big thing wrapped in paper in his left hand?

Perhaps stop this thread right now......

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[BarryH]

Re: Revealing lycra - bobbit

Looking at it another way. If you wanted to kick him in the nuts, you'd have no problem with missing!

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[jfm]

inbreeding among elvis lookalikes

Hmmmm yes. On reflection, it looks like a small arse. What's going on down there?

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[muchy_]

Re: inbreeding among elvis lookalikes

No its not a small arse, its a big one that comes all the way round to the front. He used to be a famous tightrope walker until the accident ;-)

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[AuntyRinum]

That's not Elvis, it's an impersonator. Elvis is living in a bed sitter in Brighton with Salman Rushdi and Lord Lucan. You can sometimes see them peeping through the curtains when they think nobody's about.

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[oldgit]

not so sure bout the "well" bit ?.

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