I failed to win Halcyon yachts photo competition

If it helps, I can take some still shots for you on Sat, if I manage to find some boats with sails?
I'm utterly useless at video, though.

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dylanwinter said:
http://www.ybw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=343405

gutted or what!

slapped in the face with a wet kipper

drummed out of the yacht club

I was going to make a video about the boat show

shan't now

I am going to sell Katie L and buy a mobo

Dylan
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Sorry Dylan! Perhaps next year It'll be a video competition and you will be in with a better chance...

Mind you, the winner might end up being someone with a go-pro - that really would be a slap in the face with a wet kipper.

Pete
 
dylanwinter said:
where is the winning snap

it had better be good

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http://www.ybw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=343875

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Eeyore

Grumpybear said:
My spellchecker thought I did!
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you see, the inner Eeyore told me to not enter the competition

nor any competitions

he knew I was beat before I entered

I myself could never become a gambler

too much of a pessimist

I have only ever won one prize in my life

and that was a woodwork prize for building a boat

maybe that was why I like sailing now

yours

Eeyore the sailor
 
Dylan, I don't know about Halcyon's limerick competition but, when I was driving home from the boat show on Saturday evening I laughed until I nearly burst hearing you on the wireless innocently egging that chap on to explain how to calm a stallion's erection. :D

Readers: take this chance to listen to, Archive on 4: Rural Rides

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pt74f

An approximate snippet:

DW: So you whip him across the backside then?

Stockman: No, not across the backside.

DW: Ah, that makes it go back where it came from?

Stockman: Well it would mine.



Simply wonderful. Thanks.
 
benjenbav said:
Dylan, I don't know about Halcyon's limerick competition but, when I was driving home from the boat show on Saturday evening I laughed until I nearly burst hearing you on the wireless innocently egging that chap on to explain how to calm a stallion's erection. :D

Readers: take this chance to listen to, Archive on 4: Rural Rides

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pt74f

An approximate snippet:

DW: So you whip him across the backside then?

Stockman: No, not across the backside.

DW: Ah, that makes it go back where it came from?

Stockman: Well it would mine.



Simply wonderful. Thanks.
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My second thought was "thank you".

Just after "now I'm going to have to clean up that coffee I sprayed over the ipad".
 
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