I do love a good typo...

[Twister_Ken]

HR 310 brochure:

 

[Cliveshep]

Geee - that's a gas!

 

[Chris_Robb]

HR 310 brochure:

SO why aren't you getting one then!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

the HR spellchecker stinks....

 

[oldharry]

Reasonable - they go like stink on a good wind.....

 

[johnalison]

Are you sure the photo hasn't been reversed - the name looks better as "Dytitta"

 

[Sans Bateau]

According to my Beken of Cowes calendar, I have not had a Monday. Mind you tomorrow I have my work cut out as I have to fit two days into one, yes you've guessed it, there is two 22nds and no 21st. How the hell did that slip past the proof reader?

 

[Lawsy]

The guys in the photo look like a pair of has-beans.

 

[30boat]

That's not a typo.This particular boat is intended for old farts as the picture shows!

 

[ADLS]

I bet it goes, like sh-t of a shovel.

 

[ninky]

i bet she goes well with a few gussets of wind.

 

[[32511]]

Swedes, as well as beans, produce a good fart.

 

[snowleopard]

Swedes, as well as beans, produce a good fart.

But you should hear the Norwegians.

 

[Sybarite]

My favourite was an application I received for a secretarial post where amongst her attribeauts she said that "she had a lot of experience in pubic relations..."

After interviewing her I wasn't so sure it was in fact a typo..

John

 

[[32511]]

We once went out for quotes for shutter doors; the lowest had, under "terms and coditions", "firm prick held for six months". Surprising the difference a 'k' makes in place of an 'e'! And a typist showing wishful thinking, I suspect.

 

[Twister_Ken]

I once received a "daft response to tender". Should have been "draft" I think.

 

[Nigel_Ward]

Perhaps this is a bit of scaninavian humour in the form of a pun. I think "fart" means speed! Perhaps a good compromise between comfort and speed!

Certainly in Danish (which I think is similar) you see "fart 3 knobs" written on harbour walls (speed 3 knots)