I can never show my face in here again....

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PS: I note that you will be a guest of your pension advisors. Are you sure this isn't just an excuse to heave you over the side in mid-Solent, and thus reduce your Pension Scheme deficit, by crystallising a substantial liability? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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James,

Ironically, I'm not a member of the scheme in question - as I only work for the company part-time, I kept my own personal pension going.

So if I were to be heaved overboard, the only performance impact would be the loss of some heavy-ish windward rail ballast...
 
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Rich pensions advisors, Pimms, sunny south coast .....

Can I come?

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Bernie, there's probably a vacancy for the yottie equivalent of those scantily-clad young ladies who stand in front of Formula 1 cars on the grid, holding number boards.... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
And after we gave You all that advice on where to stay too!Wretch, it's the bus shelter on the end of Ryde Pier for you.No, even that's too good for you- a compulsory single room in the Worthing Best Western!

Unless, of course, you are talking Artics full of Broadside????

Oh, and check your insurance if you are with Sunscum- they don't call em "Widowmakers" for nothing /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
 
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Note to self, increase grovel factor required when conversing with Solent types /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
We don't do much in the way of grovelling around here, now gravel, sand and mud, that's a different thing altogether /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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No Problem, our Paid Hand can give you the number of our yachts very helpful Personal Shopper at Fortnums-

charming gel apparently, their dredger with our private supply of bright sharp sand to anchor in always turns up on time, and clears the mobos and other chaff away from our reserved anchoring spot.

a tad expensive, but then thats yottin.
 
bean counter you are a deserter and a cad sir /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

you ought to be bannished to the far flung reaches of the empire!! Deportation i say
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i too recently went on a jolly,swimbo did the big numbers with her sales,the destination was Antigua,the resort was the type frequented by show biz personalitys etc.

It was all on the company,i just had to call the waiter over one day and say" we will have afternoon tea on the verranda in 20 mins,suite 38"

in the mornings i would sail the resorts hobie cats wilst swimbo was in having a facial or nails or something like that.

enjoy it beancounter,make a pig of yourself /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
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In my bag I shall smuggle some bottles of Broadside with which to amaze them...

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Like a fine wine, it doesn't travel. It will be wasted on those South Coast Yotties, keep it for the East Coast Sailors /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif






Can I say that I am an East Coast Sailor now I have only been here 18 years? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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