jimi
Well-known member
A fish was caught
poor thing
life was torn
from its being
should we rejoice
with the boys
or mourn
its passing?
poor thing
life was torn
from its being
should we rejoice
with the boys
or mourn
its passing?
Hurrah
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Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Just pass the lemon.
jimi
Well-known member
thought you might say ta ta to the poor sole?
jhr
Well-known member
If I lure a fish, will it
Reward me by nuzzling
The bait on my hook
And - this is more puzzling -
When the time comes to cook,
Should I fill it or fillet?
- E. Jarvis Chub
Reward me by nuzzling
The bait on my hook
And - this is more puzzling -
When the time comes to cook,
Should I fill it or fillet?
- E. Jarvis Chub
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
I'm a dab hand at cooking fish, but just flounder about trying to catch them.
Phoenix of Hamble
Active member
You're fishing in the wrong plaice...
BlueSkyNick
Active member
more likely fiddling with his cod piece.
jimi
Well-known member
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I'm a dab hand at cooking fish, but just flounder about trying to catch them.
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane. To their horror they discovered it was full off pipers on their way to bagpiping festival.
They called ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one bagpiper every hour.
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BTW your "off" should be an "of"
I'm a dab hand at cooking fish, but just flounder about trying to catch them.
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane. To their horror they discovered it was full off pipers on their way to bagpiping festival.
They called ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one bagpiper every hour.
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BTW your "off" should be an "of"
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Picky.
jhr
Well-known member
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Picky
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Here you go.
Picky
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Here you go.
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Give them their independence I say. We've got enough to worry about with these charlies.
claymore
Well-known member
The Wesht coasht of does soon like an off - tis spoken wi a softness to which you are a stranger.
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Why's that piper got a cable leading up her skirt? Don't they have battery-powered ones yet in Anne Summer's Scottish outlets?
jimi
Well-known member
I think a partic vile curry and 20 pints of Tennents has that effect .. perhaps IBS produced the kilt? Necessity being the mother of invention and all that?
