Gerry
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Young man walks into Hollywood agents office
'I really want to make it big time in the movies, I'm talented clever handsome and hardworking and I want you to represent me.'
'Fine,' says the agent, 'guys like you I can help. So whats your name son?'
'Penis Von Lesbian,' comes back the proud reply
'No way mate you'll never get anywhere with a name like that , you'll have to cahnge it' laughs the agent
'But I can't the honour of the Von Lesbian family would be challenged and besmerched for ever I cannot agree to that.'
The young man leaves the agents office.
Thirty years later the agent is opening his mail when a cheque for $50000 falls from an envelope, intrigued he reads the letter that accompanies it...
Dear Sir,
Many years ago when I came to see you you advised me to change my name. I was very rude to you and walked away. On thinking over what you said I realised that you were right. I changed my name and have been a huge success in the movies. I want you to have this cheque as a belated thank you
Kindest regards
Dick Van Dyke!
'I really want to make it big time in the movies, I'm talented clever handsome and hardworking and I want you to represent me.'
'Fine,' says the agent, 'guys like you I can help. So whats your name son?'
'Penis Von Lesbian,' comes back the proud reply
'No way mate you'll never get anywhere with a name like that , you'll have to cahnge it' laughs the agent
'But I can't the honour of the Von Lesbian family would be challenged and besmerched for ever I cannot agree to that.'
The young man leaves the agents office.
Thirty years later the agent is opening his mail when a cheque for $50000 falls from an envelope, intrigued he reads the letter that accompanies it...
Dear Sir,
Many years ago when I came to see you you advised me to change my name. I was very rude to you and walked away. On thinking over what you said I realised that you were right. I changed my name and have been a huge success in the movies. I want you to have this cheque as a belated thank you
Kindest regards
Dick Van Dyke!