How NOT to spend your Saturday Evening

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Thought I would do my nephew a big favour last night by inviting him and his official new girlfriend onto the boat for an overnight stay.

Well how did she repay me after I told her that under no circumstances is any .... to be put down the toilet - yep you guessed it after hearing the toilet grinding away during the night .... Well I just finished stripping the toilet and putting it back together having fished out 1 baby wipe after I asked her earlier before they left 2 or 3 times have you put anything else down the toilet apart from pee and toilet paper - an emphatic no was the response :rolleyes:

She loved the boat and wants to come down again - in all honesty we all got to bed @ 3.30 in the morning after copious amounts of alcohol so she must have forgot or was a bit ...

Would you lot invite them down again :rolleyes:
 
Yeh but not before sticking a big notice up on the bog saying...'WHAT PART OF JUST BOG ROLL DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND LUVVY?!'
;)
 
And they wondered why I did not want to go shopping with them :confused:

On another note and a personal thanks to Lisa for reminding me - I have also put nearly 4 litres of distilled water in 7 batteries on my boat so should be ok for the next few months @ least :cool:
 
LionsDen said:
Thought I would do my nephew a big favour last night by inviting him and his official new girlfriend onto the boat for an overnight stay.

Well how did she repay me after I told her that under no circumstances is any .... to be put down the toilet - yep you guessed it after hearing the toilet grinding away during the night .... Well I just finished stripping the toilet and putting it back together having fished out 1 baby wipe after I asked her earlier before they left 2 or 3 times have you put anything else down the toilet apart from pee and toilet paper - an emphatic no was the response :rolleyes:

She loved the boat and wants to come down again - in all honesty we all got to bed @ 3.30 in the morning after copious amounts of alcohol so she must have forgot or was a bit ...

Would you lot invite them down again :rolleyes:
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Are you sure she didn't eat the baby wipe? Some of these new fangled diets are weird. :)
 
Well, if it's any comfort to anyone I've spent part of today bog-fixing at home.

Starting next month all of our bathrooms are being replaced. So the lavatory in one bathroom develops a leak on the inlet last week and swmbo points out that it's only clean water and there's not much point in getting in a plumber to fix it as it will be ripped out in a couple of weeks.

But clever clogs has to have a quick go one evening in the week when he didn't have time to do it properly and duly turns a drip into a torrent.

But anyway, it's all fixed and fine now.
 
Here you go Terry...how about a polite (well kinda :) ) little ditty to frame and place above the loo.

Stop!!
Before you sit!
The stuff you use….
To wipe ur ****….

Must be paper,
Not a wipe.
Nowt but paper…
Else I’ll gripe.

It just won’t flush;
It just gets stuck;
Caught in the macerator….
Then I’m ****ed!

So be a friend
Be a pal
No baby wipes please…
There’s a good gal.
 
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