How do you store your cutlery etc.?

Me too. I keep all my cutlery (i.e. one spoon) in there, and it doubles as a bowl for the food.

You can increase the capacity of the tupperware box by drilling a hole in the handle of the spoon and hanging it around your neck.

Another advantage of this method is that, should you find yourself in South London, for example, all the resident drug dealers will think you are 'hard' when they see the size of your coke spoon.
 
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Only if you have a biiiig garbage locker :-)
A VERY big one and quite deep
(Plus it's horrible to eat off, but you knew that)

Pete
Nearly as bad as drinking beer out of tins and whiskey / rum / wine straight from the bottle (saves on washing up and allows one to do one's bit for the environment though) :rolleyes:
 
You can increase the capacity of the tupperware box by drilling a hole in the handle of the spoon and hanging it around your neck.

Another advantage of this method is that, should you find yourself in South London, for example, all the resident drug dealers will think you are 'hard' when they see the size of your coke spoon.

At a restaurant in Sarf London, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pockets. On being asked, one waiter said, "The most frequently dropped pieces of cutlery are spoons, so we keep them for handy for replacement. It saves time."

Then the customer spotted a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for us to go to the loo, it's tied to the old feller and when we pull it, it pops out, shoots and aims. And we don't have to stop to wash our hands."

The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoons."
 
To make up for chucking all that plastic overboard?
Plasic cutlery floats. It'll serve him right if he gets one of his own spoons up his cooling a water intake :eek:
 
Plasic cutlery floats. It'll serve him right if he gets one of his own spoons up his cooling a water intake :eek:
These don't float and they are bio degradable.

Why worry about cooling water intake - don't use it while SAILING
 
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