bilbobaggins
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Parking yacht -
Oh dear. This will upset Libby Purves, one of my household goddesses, who’s a serious sailor ... but ... yachts.
Rounding a lovely, lonely spit on Bryher, we came upon a little bay littered — yes, that’s the word — with sailing dinghies and yachts. Why do the English find these garishly-painted things, bobbing about, picturesque? Is a field full of parked cars picturesque? A bay of yachts is a glorified aquatic parking lot, many of them — like a Porsche or BMW — calculated to make a statement about their owners.
Doesn't Matthew Parris know by now that spending August on a yacht gets one's name mentioned more frequently in high places, and demonstrably can lead to being recalled to Westminster with a shiny new car, a shiny new job, and a shiny new peerage?
I'm wondering if he could be persuaded to 'step up to the crease', should his party and country need his undoubted skills again soon.....