ho ho ho

[Ohdrat]

Plz sir can I 'ave sum more..... time..

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[jimi]

Oyster rolex in your silk stocking ma'am!

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[longjohnsilver]

Yer not giving my parrot to anyone, he's destined for the Xmas day oven...............................

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[tugboat]

Delrin balls would improve my dancing? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[wishbone]

Wooooooow won't sleep tonight thinking about it.......ermmmm....how you gonna get it down the chimney ?????????

I'le have to get a bigger stocking on the mantle piece!

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Rolling, rolling, rolling keep them doggies moving!
Where’s me chuck wagon gone?

 

[Lightnup]

Two of those little floating cars that Sir Richard drove across the channel. Red one for me...white one for SWMBO.

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[Bejasus]

first, you have to get him down it.

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[jimbouy]

Another 52 week ends per year. And if you could arrange some good weather for em as well.

Thanks Santa.


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[Ohdrat]

Wow isn't that posh.. Ma'am eh isn't that what plebs say to the queen?

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[jimi]

Well I am bleedin' Santa and I get to be courteous once a year, helps me to cope with the extra weight and facial hair I've got to grow for my seasonal duty.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: or is it

a just an excuse to wear dodgy red hat...?

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[jhr]

Hi, Santa; glad to see you're bouncing with elf!

If you have to empty the contents of your sack down my chimney, please would you at least clear up after yourself? Thanks.

PS: Corny but true. My son (aged 7) has just lost both of his upper front teeth and is running round the house, singing "all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth". But it makes a change from rude songs about Pompey (2-1, tee hee).

PPS: I'll have one of the new-generation Swan 46s, please. I'm not being greedy; the website says that it's their entry level cruising model..........

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[jimi]

Jhr, no probs each to his own two front teeth for lad on way. Swan for sex is a bit kinky but hey its your life so swan on way .. you will need a river with lots of weed to feed it though

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[jhr]

Entry level cruising

Don't see what's so odd about it. You've heard of swan upping on the Thames, haven't you? I'm just trying to extend the principle to the Solent. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Twister_Ken]

Dear McSanty

Please may I have a device that keeps the best spot in an anchorage free until I arrive. and then prevents anyone else anchoring within a cable's swing of me?



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[jimi]

Hum hum hum .. tall order ..holding tank on way, should at least partially meet specification.. hum hum hum

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