ho ho ho

[jimi]

Right boyz & galz.. I'm taking orders for christmas now. Whit do ye want ... (apart from good looks & a few years aff yer age jist no possible .. ken)!

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[Bejasus]

weel, ah suppose some eejit hud tae be furst aff ra mark.

anyhoo, since yer asking, d'ye think ye could get shot o' ra late vintage teenagers fur next year, as they dinna seem tae want tae bugger aff o' their ain accord?

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[powerskipper]

Well Santa Could I have

Bigger chest, ................ for storage.
Smaller waist................ of equipment
Long legs ................on journeys to get some more miles up.
Better looking.................... scenery.
And loads of money paid to me for doing what I enjoy

Please!!!!!!

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[Bejasus]

umm, Santa's the wee fat stumpy one above....................



'what was that dearest?'.............'best I look in the what?'


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[powerskipper]

OOPPS meant for jimi,
sorry George

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[mirabriani]

That's very clever Julie, had me going for a nano sec.
Regards Briani

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[jimi]

Nope ... you've been blessed with good looks and a big b#@t .. so thats enough for you .. need to prioritise and help those more in need first .. now what did that ugly sod H00 want ... ah yes a parrot and a rude dwarf.

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[Talbot]

A job!

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[wishbone]

I wanna......I wanna.......I wanna.........I wanna..........boat.....pleeease!!!!!!!!!!

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Rolling, rolling, rolling keep them doggies moving!
Where’s me chuck wagon gone?

 

[orion21]

Hi santa,

Could i get a peedie bit bigger boat.

Cheers

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[claymore]

Copperbot fer Claymore
Green Pilewort ointment for me
A sellotape dispenser and a bag of mushroom compost for Dear Heart

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[flyingjunior]

Wont be greedy Jimi
A brandspanking new Swan or X yacht around 37 odd foot or there abouts inclusive of kevlar sails a nice free marina berth oh and would you be so kind as to pay off my student loan;-).

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[jimi]

OK .. you got one .. you can scrub my deck and clean my bottom.

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[jimi]

OK . no problem Malo 42 on the way.

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[jimi]

Yup McG 26x in yer stocking

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[jimi]

ERm got confused, you'll have to make do with 2 tubes of silage and a couple of tons of preparationH

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[jimi]

Bog off and dae some work! You do'nt qualify for Sailing Santa's giveaways until you're a doddery old duffer!

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[Talbot]

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you can scrub my bottom

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[Colin_S]

A copy of 'Colregs for Dummies' for me please.........

 

[EdEssery]

Books are always good...

How about:
"The French yacht designer's guide to repairing your rudder" or
"The Scotsmen's guide to the Solent" or
"Bald Head to starboard - a cruiser's guide to Southampton Water"



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