I see HMS Beckford (& HMS Dee) has finally gone walkabouts in the storm this week.
Now nestled up to Shotley Marina. Obviously wasn't allowed in!
Fortunately, I reckon it's just a bit too big for the lock (unlike the last ex-Navy vessel they foolishly let in!). And you should probably drop the "HMS" title now.
Sadly I am also a Beckford. Its such a sorry sight - looks only fit for scrap.
Perhaps it could join the fishing boats rusting away just upstream of the Orwell bridge near the sewage treatment works.