High viewing count: confession

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I may seem to many forumites that everyone is utterly frozen in their tracks, alarmed to see the apparently huge audiences for each thread, as shown in the "views" count column.

But in fact, there's hardly anyone hereabouts. The high viewing count is entirely down to me checking every single post dozens, hundreds or even thousands of times over, just to make absolutely SURE that the spelling and grammar are correct. If everything wasn't absolutely right, then of course I'd immediately rip in with some pedantic comment. Actually, I've been checking at the same frantic pace for several years, but it's only become noticeable with this new forum software. Longjohnsadler, Bignick and Weejimi often help out with this inspection work as well, ahem.

Anyway, rest assured that everyone's delightful missives are almost always perfect, but I don't think that this is any reason for me to even slightly reduce my maniacal levels of quality control.

Oh, and of course, with all this rigourous inspection of everyone else's threads and posts, keeping my own standards is EVEN MORE vital. I can't be seen to be lacking in the grammar or spelling in the least little bit. So, of course, I'll be checking even this post dozens of times over the next few hours, and several hundred times over the coming few days.

Hope this helps.
 

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Stop thief.....

Someone's nicked tcm's moniker. It can't be him because: a it is written in English rather than the usual gibberish b. the post doesn't start with 'urm' c. the punctuation and spelling are almost exemplary.
 

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Re: hey, I know

Tell you what, look, let's nip off down the pub. I've told BigNick to carry on checking and re-checking this post. We'll take over again when he's checked it another hundred times. Mind you he's blimmin good, and that might only take him an hour or so....
 

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okay okay, i'll check that out once i've looked at it another hundred times. Meanwhile, your b+b seems to be entirely virtual, as it launches another copy of this same post? How much are you chargiong for a room in this thread?
 

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Oh my Gawd .... It used to work on the old format--!!!!!

Thanks for the warning - must get the teenager back in action.
Explains why we are quiet - fancy a midweek break at 5% off ?
Ken
 

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Oi you!! Slacker, aren't you supposed to be sailing round the world on a converted B&Q kitchen? How have you got the energy or humour left to go pedantposting? You've got too much talent you have.
Yours in awe,

Jim
 
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