Elessar
Well-known member
I watched a small sports boat trying to berth in Bucklers hard last week. The helm had absolutely no concept of "steer before gear" or needing power on an outdrive to change direction. On his third approach still doing about 3 knots and at 45 degrees to the finger, a passenger managed a spectacular leap of about 6 feet, fortunately landing on the finger, closely followed by the helm doing a similar leap having decided to desert the steering gear and throttle in favour of mooring lines too - leaving 2 other bemused crew stood on the bathing platform.. A short while later they "assisted and advised" a sailing boat coming in alongside the other side of the finger which was almost as entertaining to watch.
and where was your camera! Yes of cause it's not exclusively yotties, but it does tend to be. You can tell someone poor at handling a mobo because he goes way too fast, your description is classic.