savageseadog
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One of my older crew has instructed me that if it's a vegetable job he's to become a "man overboard".
In nearly 15 years as a (UK) paramedic, including the last 5 as a rapid response vehicle driver, I can probably count on one hand the number of patients I attended that survived a cardiac arrest outside of hospital.
Two of those were in the same street as the A&E department. Ironically one was on her way home from her cardiac clinic appointment!
No idea how many I attended but we averaged 8 - 10 calls, (of all types) per 12 hr shift.
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I was in charge of bring on hire a new floating drilling ship. We were on location and part of the safety set up was to test emergency response to medical conditions. The ship had a high tech ECG system that fed data real time to a hospital in Stavanger. We proceeded to get the fittest guy we had, some Nogy Viking who lived in the gym. Wired him up and and contacted the Hospital. They could recieve all the data and the real time thing was ticked off as accepted. We then got a call from the hospital, "You need to medivac the guy on the ECG machine!". We all start assuming he is pumping himself full of steroids or something, proceed to call off a helicopter and send him to hospital in Stavanger. Later that night, we get a call, you need to calibrate your ECG machine. Nogy Viking was allowed to rape and pillage for a few nights on full pay and expenses before the next scheduled chopper arrived back at the rig.
And of course "survive" does not necesarily mean in pre-attack health. At all. Brain deprived of oxygen, sort of thing...In nearly 15 years as a (UK) paramedic, including the last 5 as a rapid response vehicle driver, I can probably count on one hand the number of patients I attended that survived a cardiac arrest outside of hospital.
Two of those were in the same street as the A&E department. Ironically one was on her way home from her cardiac clinic appointment!
No idea how many I attended but we averaged 8 - 10 calls, (of all types) per 12 hr shift.
W.
One of my older crew has instructed me that if it's a vegetable job he's to become a "man overboard".
... However in my elderly father's case, I do still owe him payback from his dodgy DIY 30 years ago but that's another story....
Now that I too am reaching a certain age I tend to feel a mixture of sympathy for the family but pangs of envy for anyone who dies quickly while sailing.
The rule is; treat the patient, not the ECG.
One of my older crew has instructed me that if it's a vegetable job he's to become a "man overboard".
Cardiac DIY? That sounds a good story, and relevant too!
Yes, thats why he was medivaced ASAP. After he was found to be fit and well onshore at a regular hospital, the conclusion was that the new machine was not calibrated it was a false reading, the man was fit. Maybe I was too subtle, the man was fit, we medivaced him because the machine ....... oh never mind.
No, they treated .....
It's an oilfield story embellished for entertainment purposes but thanks for your comments anyway, educational.