Health Warning nb !!

[Plan_B]

Seen written in the mud on a white prison van travelling South on the M1 yesterday. ' May contain nuts' ......

Dave D

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[Rowana]

Saw one once -

A farmer's slurry tanker on the back of a tractor which had one of those "Long Vehicle" signs on the back

The first "L" had been changed to a "P" - "Pong Vehicle"

Made me smile, anyway

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[Cornishman]

The same warning was applied to the House of Lords last week on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (BBC Radio 4)

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[LittleShip]

Seen on the side of a van

Patel Bros plumbers.
You have tried the cowboys now try the Indians.........../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Lets start the PC tread again

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I wish I'd been born rich instead of good looking ?

 

[Plan_B]

Re: Graffiti on vans

Yes, heard that one before, but now I think about it there have been lots of amusing comments written on vehicles but I can't think of them now. Also on the side of yachts - like 'This way Up' (with arrow).

DD

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[floatything]

Re: Graffiti on vans

On a similar vein - heard of a boat called isdoo (look at it upside down)

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[Althorne]

The one that made me laugh last year on a white van on the M1 also had a familiar ring to it,
A DOG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS,
HAVE IT COLD ON BOXING DAY AS WELL

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[Fill]

Our local authority cesspit emptying vehicle has a version of Ford's slogan, their's reads "Everything you do is driven by us"

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[Althorne]

Re: Graffiti on vans

Very appropriate for someone with a user name like yours!!!!!!11

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[mirabriani]

Re: Graffiti on vans

I saw a sticker on a van which appears to have been "borrowed"
from a doctor's surgery......
AHHHH PROZAC!

You would not need it on the transom......... would you?

Regards and a Merry Christmas
Briani

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[pessimist]

Saw a nice one on someone's dodgers earlier this year. It was upside down and read "Don't panic"

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[clyst]

Saw this poster on the back of a bus "please leave room for this bus to pull out" some wag had scribbled the words "to reduce mini buses" infront of the sign . Made me laugh anyway!!

cheers
Terry

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[T_S]

Well this one is a bit cruel but it made laugh anyway! On a dirty white van it had written on it: "Cleaned by Stevie Wonder!"

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[EdEssery]

Seen on Saturday on a Supermarket Lorry...
"A turkey is for Christmas, not for life"

Had me in stitches for at least 10 miles....

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[Plan_B]

Re: And another

Again, seen written in the mud on the back of a white van ..

Wish my wife was as dirty as this ....

Below it was written - she is !!

and below that - I'll second that !!



Have I got the right forum?

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[Plan_B]

Re: And another

Again, seen written in the mud on the back of a white van ..

Wish my wife was as dirty as this ....

Below it was written - she is !!

and below that - I'll second that !!



Have I got the right forum?

DD

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[bob_tyler]

Seen on the side of the portable toilets at a country show some years ago:

"WC in Fields Ltd"

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[mikesharp]

Re: And another

Also on dirty van "don't clean - plant a tree"

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