penfold
Well-Known Member
Carrying an un-lidded coffee cup
Petrofac have gone one better at the training centre in Altens; you aren't allowed to carry any hot drinks up or down the stair to the canteen(canteen is on a mezannine and inaccessable any other way) and you're supposed to use the bannister at all times as well lest you fall and kill yourself to death. All this at a facility that instructs rig workers(who are well used to being near spinny drill strings and other dangerous stuff) in the art of escaping from the crashed paraffin budgie that's on fire and trying to drown them in the horrid North Sea. Commuting to work in an all-in-one orange body condom makes hot beverage spillage register slightly below farting and following through on the register of daily hazards.