Health 'n Safety Warning

[Deleted member 478]

Suggestions needed for H&S warning.

I've just finished building a passarelle for Stingo (thought it would take a day, but it took a week and a half) and since the world has gone mad with H&S, I thought it would be prudent to add a Health and Safety warning. I am sure there must be warnings that I shouldn't omit. Any suggestions welcome.

 

[SimbaDog]

Abandon hope all ye that enter within

 

[mikeinkwazi]

Attach one end to boat

 

[Scotty_Tradewind]

Cat's........... someboby has to buy them and they are usually dodgy people.... so look out!

 

[Twister_Ken]

"Check there is land under the end of this passerelle before stepping off as drowning can damage your health".

And the ubiquitous "May Contain Nuts"

 

[cliffordpope]

Indoor Exercise Treadmill - not suitable for marine use.

 

[pendlecats]

A genuine H&S message would read "Ensure passarelle is present before stepping ashore"

 

[Romeo]

Don't let your daughter off the staging Mrs Worthington

 

[silver-fox]

Don't let your daughter of the staging Mrs Worthington

Nice one!!

 

[crewman]

Health and Safety Signs

Please hold the handrail

 

[ADLS]

Slippery when wet.

 

[nimbusgb]

<- ashore aboard ->

 

[Deleted member 478]

A genuine H&S message would read "Ensure passarelle is present before stepping ashore"

I do like that and "may contain nuts". Hmmm, let's see what else comes up?

 

[bbg]

"If the passarelle's rockin', don't bother knockin'."

 

[bilbobaggins]

"Black-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round"




"This way up"

 

[sarabande]

This is a bridge too far.

Beware Trolls below.

This is your Rubicon.

Take care ! Parallel universes exist ahead.

For use only by experienced walkers. (Note spelling)

CCTV installed underneath this passerelle for your own safety.