old_salt
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Thanks Debs Phil and Rich for the up dates.
Good to hear all is well.
Cheers all the best Haydn.
Good to hear all is well.
Cheers all the best Haydn.
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Major Catastrophe
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I was out all of yesterday, but relieved to hear that it went according to plan.
Debs, pass on my best to the 'old fellah'.
Debs, pass on my best to the 'old fellah'.
Philiz
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I have just spoken to Debs and it appears Hadyn is a litle better than 'as well as can be expected'!
He is back in a Ward and has been granted spectacles.
Lap top was not granted although requested
On the grounds that the spectacle of of H wired up to various devices and being left to his own devices, might interfere with the devices attached thereof.
There of course may lay another tale
Anyway
Early days--- but,
So far so good or may I say a bit better than that.
Further Bulletins or News as We get them.
In the usual clear and defined way.
Unless H does get a lappy on board.
Then it will be back to the Usual I suppose
But I expected him to be that well!
tinkicker0
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I'm very pleased to hear he's doing well. 
Please pass on my best wishes.
Please pass on my best wishes.
Searush
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Thanks Debs, sounds good, fingers & toes still crossed!
hlb
RIP
Ang on you lot. I've got the lappy, it just aint working well,with four nights lost sleep, coughing my guts up, and the morfine seems to play silly tricks with it.
I cant speak so comunication is interesting, especially as every one seems to want to complicate the most simple request. Mostly I have to write everything down. Even then it's not easy, I asked Deb to bring some ointment for my mouth. I got told that I was not fit for the internet.
Breakfasst dinner and tea all take about 5 seconds each down a tube. Talk about fast food.
I cant speak so comunication is interesting, especially as every one seems to want to complicate the most simple request. Mostly I have to write everything down. Even then it's not easy, I asked Deb to bring some ointment for my mouth. I got told that I was not fit for the internet.
Breakfasst dinner and tea all take about 5 seconds each down a tube. Talk about fast food.
Sultans_Kapitein
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Breakfasst dinner and tea all take about 5 seconds each down a tube. Talk about fast food.
Haydn, good to see you are so 'chipper' and I have to ask the question. Which is better, the 'fast food' via the tubes or one of those 'ponsey' bacon butties with salad that you had in the Isle of Man?
Keep on keeping Haydn
Mal
epervier
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Haydn, It's nice to see you through the worst of it, now it's take it easy and recover, best wishes to you.
mainshiptom
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Well done Hayden!
Get better soon, we want you back on your boat asap!
Tom
Get better soon, we want you back on your boat asap!
Tom
rubberduck
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Ang on you lot. I've got the lappy, it just aint working well,with four nights lost sleep, coughing my guts up, and the morfine seems to play silly tricks with it.
I cant speak so comunication is interesting, especially as every one seems to want to complicate the most simple request. Mostly I have to write everything down. Even then it's not easy, I asked Deb to bring some ointment for my mouth. I got told that I was not fit for the internet.
Breakfasst dinner and tea all take about 5 seconds each down a tube. Talk about fast food.
Know exactly how you feel, still they wont keep an old git down for long.
hlb
RIP
they are a bit gormless here.
they've blocked up the big hole in my neck now with a bit of elastoplast. no fiberglass reinforcing or nowt. Avon would blow a gasket. Thing is, you have to hold two fingers over the hole before you can cough or speak.
now you can just imagine this in reality. Hobbling down the ward on crutches, you suddenly find the need to cough. Your wearing hospital pajamas, because they say, yours might get damaged. Now for some reason known only to him on high, it is imposible to tie hospital pajama bottoms, you always have to hang on to them with one hand.
So to carry on the saga to conclusion. You quickly let go the crutch, in order to place the two fingers over the neck hole.
Next option, is do I hang on to the remaining crutch, fall flat on my arse, or hold the pajamas up.
WNS.
On a more positive note. Chris one of the more senior nurses, has now given me full rain of the vaccuum pump, bit like the one the dentist has only bigger.
Twiddling a few knobs and it's quite impressive. I've been practicing Mr Bean out of my bedroom window and have so far rearanged half the cars in the car park. BLUE BADGE holders are now in pay and display and awaiting towing away.
Police cars are now pilled 10 high, in acordance with DC'S ECONOMY DRIVE.
they've blocked up the big hole in my neck now with a bit of elastoplast. no fiberglass reinforcing or nowt. Avon would blow a gasket. Thing is, you have to hold two fingers over the hole before you can cough or speak.
now you can just imagine this in reality. Hobbling down the ward on crutches, you suddenly find the need to cough. Your wearing hospital pajamas, because they say, yours might get damaged. Now for some reason known only to him on high, it is imposible to tie hospital pajama bottoms, you always have to hang on to them with one hand.
So to carry on the saga to conclusion. You quickly let go the crutch, in order to place the two fingers over the neck hole.
Next option, is do I hang on to the remaining crutch, fall flat on my arse, or hold the pajamas up.
WNS.
On a more positive note. Chris one of the more senior nurses, has now given me full rain of the vaccuum pump, bit like the one the dentist has only bigger.
Twiddling a few knobs and it's quite impressive. I've been practicing Mr Bean out of my bedroom window and have so far rearanged half the cars in the car park. BLUE BADGE holders are now in pay and display and awaiting towing away.
Police cars are now pilled 10 high, in acordance with DC'S ECONOMY DRIVE.
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sarabande
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stoppit stoppit, you are making me spill my daily Sanatogen.
You'll get banned from the ward if you're not careful.
You'll get banned from the ward if you're not careful.
Philiz
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You're feeling a bit better then H . I hope none of the hossy staff are on here.
. I hope none of the hossy staff are on here.
carlton
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So to carry on the saga to conclusion. You quickly let go the crutch, in order to place the two fingers over the neck hole.
Next option, is do I hang on to the remaining crutch, fall flat on my arse, or hold the pajamas up.
WNS.
Cracking tale. Sounds like you'll be out of there and fighting fit in no time.
hlb
RIP
You're feeling a bit better then H
One of the nurses is looking in later, to get up to date news and medication requirements.
I recon my speach impediment, is going to take some time to cure.
The speach therapist is really fit.
Philiz
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deborahann
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yes, HLB's been trying to advertise his extension via his gaping hospital pyjamas
hlb
RIP
Cracking tale. Sounds like you'll be out of there and fighting fit in no time.
Tim Bartlett will have to keep his wits about him. It's quite a while since I put my efforts into boaty stories.
Kawasaki
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yes, HLB's been trying to advertise his extension via his gaping hospital pyjamas
Too much information!
Eeewch
LittleShip
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I recon my speach impediment, is going to take some time to cure.
You always had a speach impediment.......... or was that the Scotch
Keep the chin up H we'll be out on the water again soon.
Tom