Haydn says we are a boring lot

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So can you prove him wrong? Shall we try a (t)rolling story?


Eee, ba gum, said Albert as his grasped the throttles, that certainly clears the sinuses. The black cloud astern hid his departure & prevented the harbourmaster pursuing him for unpaid dues. One more marina crossed off the list for future visits, he headed out into the wide open seas . . .

next?
 
All was going well but then...fook, said Albert, it's stoptober tomorrow. So I'd better turn off these smoky engines.

Unfortunately he had no alternative means of propulsion and, as he lit a last Hamlet, he watched as his pride and joy was washed towards...
 
deuc02 said:
Trouble with you mobo lot is that you don't know much about sailing ;););)
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...smiled Albert as he leapt from his sinking stinkie straight onto Team Oracle's America's Cup defender. "With this beard" thought Albert "everybody will think I am Ben Ainslie and so I can shout out random instructions at this Aussie bloke what's steering and that'll make sure the Kiwis win t'coop."

"Good pressure, lad" shouted Albert.

Miraculously the boat picked up speed.

"Give it some bananas" shouted Albert.

And before anyone knew what was going on they'd crossed the line, first. (Well, there were only two boats).

And Albert was suddenly a hero.

Or was he...
 
The outside smoking zone. Mucky Farters engines roared back into life and using her secret cloaking device, disappeared into the distance. The HM was most perplexed. Dam I've missed that boat ten times now and it's sooted up my windows and radar again.
It's cost me three shilling each time to fix them.

Mean while M Farter is off to pastures new, she finds a new harbour undefended. No one notices her slip in, after all with the cloaking device switch off, she just looks quite normal.

Does the harbour master want dues. Can he catch her??

Stay tuned for the next exiting episode.
 
Well OK, so winning the Auld Jug was just in my dreams reflected Albert, but at least I am safe here in Port Dinorwig - at least until someone pulls the plug on me. Now, who has the best funbox, I think old Tom must be in need of some help with burning his varnish off & I'm sure to get a Scotch if I do a bit for him.
 
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