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wanted to push/trip/loose someone over the side/back of the boat and pretend to not notice,

Only once so far, with 2 men on a boat and they were haggling each other, would have happily lost one over the side, But I was very very good and did not. and I was going up Thames estuary so someone mite have noticed. LOL
 
not lost over the side. but thought about dropping some winging crew off on to a either a cardinal or a major port / star mark in the solent..... Praps bramble bank would be a better bet :D
 
No but I have considered pushing another boat owner off the pontoon, when I saved their bow from a major 'bump' into the marina walkway and I didn't get so much as a thankyou.
 
About 10 miles south of St Cats, male of a couple we are sailing to foreign with stands up in the cockpit, opens the locker, grabs a plastic bag and promptly chucks it over the side. :eek:

The rest of us stare at him as though he has 3 heads! :confused:

He then explains they were out of date shotgun carts !?! :mad::eek:

Glad the MIB rib wasn't anywhere near by!

mjcp
 
A couple of years ago on holiday with friends off Southern Turkey, my mate picked up his Ginger Whinger 8 year old son - who just hadn't stopped whining all day to everyone's annoyance - and threw him overboard! We were at anchor at the time. That cheered evryone up no end, but didn't stop him whining the next day though.
 
wanted to push/trip/loose someone over the side/back of the boat and pretend to not notice,

Only once so far, with 2 men on a boat and they were haggling each other, would have happily lost one over the side, But I was very very good and did not. and I was going up Thames estuary so someone mite have noticed. LOL


You can be done for dumping garbage....Just send one down below by appealing to his better nature and show him the fuel filters on one engine and shut him in the bilges with a bowl wrench and bucket or two .

Might work well if he is in an Armani suite:)
 
wanted to push/trip/loose someone over the side/back of the boat and pretend to not notice,

Only once so far, with 2 men on a boat and they were haggling each other, would have happily lost one over the side, But I was very very good and did not. and I was going up Thames estuary so someone mite have noticed. LOL

I don't get it . If they were 'haggling' over you I thought that might have ben fun, or at least financially rewarding? ;) :D
 
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