Have you ever had a seagull steal your sunglasses and drop them in the water?

[interloper]

This morning while working on something at the dock, I took off my sunglasses and put them down behind me. A few minutes later, the sunglasses fell from the sky and sank in the water in front of me. I'll be ready next time. This afternoon, I bought a pair of sunglasses that float.

 

[sarabande]

This morning while working on something at the dock, I took off my sunglasses and put them down behind me. A few minutes later, the sunglasses fell from the sky and sank in the water in front of me. I'll be ready next time. This afternoon, I bought a ground to air anti-gull missile launcher.

There, fixed that for you. Much cheaper in the long run.

 

[macd]

Who needs seagulls? I'm perfectly capable of dropping specs...prescription polaroids, usually...in the oggin. Shrouds are particularly adept at pinging them off.

 

[Davy_S]

Some sort of monkey snatched my ice cream off me at Gibraltar, I had only just bought it.
I bet it is still nursing its bo llacks.

 

[Greenheart]

Imagine a bird that could snatch the Seagull off the transom of your tender...

 

[markhomer]

I reccomend non floating specs , have lost two pairs overboard, 1 pr in a race , nuff said , second cruising , hit mob , but by the time we got back not a chance of finding fekkers in waves - yes did see them float when they went in .

as for seagulls place a bit of bread on your head doused in baking powder or bicarb of soda .