Have a Lasagne.

[Sneaky Pete]

Will you still buy that cheap lasagne for those time saving quick snacks onboard knowing that it may contain horsemeat.
There is a chap down the boatyard has eaten so much lasagne he now calculates his sailing distance in nautical furlongs.

Incidently the horse is called Findus.

 

[Penton Hooker]

I would, but it might give me the trots!

Personally I can't see the problem.

 

[prv]

I don't buy cheap readymade lasagne anyway, but if I did I don't think this would change my habits. Not gonna do you any harm.

Pete

 

[Penton Hooker]

The Lidl one is actually rather good, along with chips and salad. Pete, you should try it someday.
I hear that human DNA has been detected in Welsh Sheep.

 

[maxi77]

Apparently Findus Fish Fingers now claim they may contain sea horses.

 

[bljones]

Meanwhile Jaguar has issued a press release clarifying that although their cars do contain horsepower, it is far, far less than previously claimed.

 

[LadyInBed]

I've never bought them, but I am a little concerned about the FB S&K pies

 

[Mistroma]

I've never bought them, but I am a little concerned about the FB S&K pies

Ah, these would be the FB Snake & Kitty pies no doubt.

I'm taking my life in my hands as SWMBO has some steak in the fridge and I'm waiting to see if she spots the horse I stuck over the piccy of a cow.

Counting down to post saying "Oi, this should be in the lounge"

 

[onesea]

Meanwhile Jaguar has issued a press release clarifying that although their cars do contain horsepower, it is far, far less than previously claimed.

WHat happens when you fill up at Esso and put a tiger in there two?

 

[Terra-Loon]

I found a couple of Findus Lasagnes that had been in the fridge for a while. AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

 

[charles_reed]

I don't have any problem with horsemeat and I don't think the current furore has anything to do with public health - more to do with traceability and breaching EC labelling laws.

However I always make my own lasagne and never buy ready-made meals so I'm unlikely to be concerned.

It couldn't happened to a nicer bunch of people though.....

 

[sailorman]

ONLY IN THE LOUNGE
this is not a SEA HORSE

Will you still buy that cheap lasagne for those time saving quick snacks onboard knowing that it may contain horsemeat.
There is a chap down the boatyard has eaten so much lasagne he now calculates his sailing distance in nautical furlongs.

Incidently the horse is called Findus.

 

[Penton Hooker]

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Because diet coke is a darn sight nicer than regular coke!

 

[prv]

Because diet coke is a darn sight nicer than regular coke!

Yuck, no t'isn't. Tastes horrible and chemically

Pete