Happy Hooker in France

[ingenious]

No, it's not Xaveria Hollander or even Belle de Jour
Anybody know were in France ( or even somewhere else in EU) I could get one of these or similar?

Happy Hookers

The bigger one.
Nearest I've managed to find is this from Amazon
Amazon.fr
But it doesn't look very strong

Also, while I'm asking about bits, at the moment I just have a 2m length of scaffold plank as a boarding ramp so was going to buy a proper one. Any advice? The chandler here doesn't have any listed on their website but the one in Guissan where I'm going midweek has a few:
Mouillage - Echelle, plateforme, passerelle - Passerelle | Uship

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Try these guys, I think he posts on here but I can’t remember the forum name:

Buoycatcher: the ultimate boat hooks & mooring accessories.

 

[Seastoke]

Try these guys, I think he posts on here but I can’t remember the forum name:

Buoycatcher: the ultimate boat hooks & mooring accessories.

He could have been arrested.

 

[Refueler]

I have the plastic version ...... and only thing that broke was the quick release mount on the pole. So I made the 'hooker' permanent to a long broom handle !

The 'Hooker' works fine and it should not take any load to break it .. so plastic is fine.