Handy advice

[paulineb]

...here is handy handling guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks....But chocolate sings.


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[Alistairr]

Well me thinks that safest sound safer that ultrasafe! If you know what i mean!!!

If you offer women chocolate all the time, they will nag and say it goes straight to their thighs....

Ultrasafe is Dangerous, Safer with Safest....

XCheers

Alistair...



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[tcm]

Re: Confession

Some years ago, swmbo bought a 3/4 length mid-brown coat, sort of dark fawn colour, sort of brushed finish. I am afraidf to admit it was quite nasty, so got a big marker pen and wrote STORES on the back of it. She didn't wear it again after that. Also has to buy her a fur coat. But still, worth it.

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[sailbadthesinner]

very good
did you get the photos
arent i gorgeous?

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[Guest]

Re: More handy advice

Never buy a dwarf with a learning difficulty - it's not big, and it's not clever...

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