Hamish! Did you hear thon new wifie on Stornoway Coastguard?!

[NormanS]

You want to hear the fearsome lass who works on Tees Port control. She has the Russian tanker captains pleading for a berthing slot like schoolboys who have lost their homework.
A local fisherman assured me that despite her Norah Batty VHF persona, she looks more like Sophia Loren. I'm not sure if he was pulling my leg or had been at sea too long.

Isn't it funny how the mental picture you have of someone that you have only heard on the phone or radio, bears absolutely no resemblance to the person, if you happen to meet them in the flesh.

 

[A1Sailor]

Isn't it funny how the mental picture you have of someone that you have only heard on the phone or radio, bears absolutely no resemblance to the person, if you happen to meet them in the flesh.

+1
I have in my mind that NormanS is probably a tall leggy blonde with big ***s! :encouragement: Am I right?

 

[NormanS]

+1
I have in my mind that NormanS is probably a tall leggy blonde with big ***s! :encouragement: Am I right?

Ooooh! However did you guess?

 

[Tidewaiter2]

You want to hear the fearsome lass who works on Tees Port control. She has the Russian tanker captains pleading for a berthing slot like schoolboys who have lost their homework.
A local fisherman assured me that despite her Norah Batty VHF persona, she looks more like Sophia Loren. I'm not sure if he was pulling my leg or had been at sea too long.

Rightho, Sophia L now or back then? So your Fisker could be right either way.

BTW, didn't HMCG do a calender like that sought above a few years ago, or was it the RNLI- around the era of those WI etc nude calenders

 

[Ravi]

Rightho, Sophia L now or back then? So your Fisker could be right either way.

BTW, didn't HMCG do a calender like that sought above a few years ago, or was it the RNLI- around the era of those WI etc nude calenders

YBW Forum Posters Nude Calendar for charity! You heard this terrifyingly bad idea here, first!!!!

I suspect that it would be a pogonophobiac's worst nightmare come true.

 

[PilotWolf]

Isn't it funny how the mental picture you have of someone that you have only heard on the phone or radio, bears absolutely no resemblance to the person, if you happen to meet them in the flesh.

Indeed I recall a few years back a local Southern California ATC lady. She sounded gorgeous on the radio, made many a pilot melt and become confused when talking to her.

I met her once, she was a really nice lady but about 350lb and twice the age she sounded!

No one I flew with would believe me.

W.

 

[wully1]

Wait 'till devolution, you won't know what the weather is doing then when we cut you off!

We don't know what the weather is doing now!

I don't think it does either...

 

[terry.mcneill]

Wait 'till devolution, you won't know what the weather is doing then when we cut you off!

Look.To forecast Scottish weather, you need Scottish Magic Seaweed. English Magic Seaweed only works south of 55 Deg 46 N

Neither devolution nor independenec would affect this well nkown scientific fact!

 

[boomerangben]

I've met some of the people behind the voices in Stornoway MRSC and they're all lovely