Guests for the Scuttlebutt Ball

[Twister_Ken]

"I don't suppose there's room for Mr and Mrs Titts and their lovely daughter Ophelia? "

Don't see why not, my old flame Norma Stitz arrived earlier.

 

[Lakesailor]

Some sympathy please for Dutchman Cahn Twalk who was given a lift by the Balls.

 

[Twister_Ken]

"And old Mr Way never did get married so he is bringing his companion"

I suppose he/she has been under Way more than once?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Is that the Vice Admiral over there, about to dip his ensign to the Rear Commodore?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Yer a bunch of daft old gits, the lot of yer /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

How about Jill Coat... she foul, but she'll be there..

and Fleur Pack.... she much brighter than you'd think... and boy is she hot!

And whats more she's bringing her pal, Miss Aerator, along for safety... but she's said we can call her Jen...

And to keep them all in line, the American Bo Took is my final guest....

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Sorry, forgot the lad.... Forest Ingwisher....

Forest has asked if he can bring his friend along, Han Deld...

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

And, finally (this time I promise /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif).... the skipper..... Colin Debeere, know to his friends as Col.... essential company at any party

 

[BlueChip]

Another pair from Scotland - just seen coming out of the heads - Mac Erator and his friend B. Locked-loo

 

[PhilipStapleton]

Someone said Ann Kerr is coming, but she's away. However, please welcome the Pitts and their son Paul, followed by Herr and Frau Rigg and their son Gunter.

 

[Lakesailor]

And of course their cousins Bel 'n' Ced Loog-Sol

 

[Lakesailor]

And the Autrian pop star, Chet Jammers

 

[Lakesailor]

Get a grip, here comes Anne Drayle!

 

[beancounter]

Don't forget the welsh contingent - Dai Skipper and Taff Rail......

 

[Lakesailor]

Mr & Mrs Fowl and his father's sister, Aunty

 

[Lakesailor]

Oh No! It's Mr & Mrs Boot and their son Daryl (Daz)

 

[jimi]

And dear old mum Light's eldest son Edward Ma's Ted Light!

 

[Twister_Ken]

Two guests the men would like to get their hands on. First, there's Jenny Sheets, and then, from Baywatch, that Anderson wench. Looks like she's replaced Lou Marr.

 

[Joe_Cole]

You don't know if Poly Urethane has arrived yet?

Or Jill Coat?

 

[Superstrath]

Here's the Scottish Ferry family - Erskine Ferry, his wife Corran and the highland cousin, Ballachulish.

 

[Twister_Ken]

And possibly the last arrival, shine a light fror Eddy Stone