Guests for the Scuttlebutt Ball

[Lakesailor]

Expect sparks from Mr & Mrs Ode's daughter, Ann

 

[Lakesailor]

No one will miss Mr & Mrs Helm's son Lee

 

[landaftaf]

wont even touch on the 'ivor' clan ........ /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Lakesailor]

Bad news. the Arst family cannot all make it. Harry will be here but his wife Cant B. isn't coming.

 

[landaftaf]

has our favourite - mike hunt been called to attend

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[tonyran]

And, ladies and gentlemen, on her own but no less a lass for that, Miss Zen-mast

Or if I'm not mistaken that lofty family the Alt'gallants and their son Roy

And fresh from the Vatican and never one to miss a party

(wait for it)

Cardinal Marks (by God there's four of 'em!)

and.... not those two blokes again...

The Drag Queen Anchors

and from the Southern Hemisphere, you'll find it hard to pick him out because they all look the same, Sy-
clone

I'm going to have to stop doing this it's strangely compulsive, if I carry on much longer I'll be here for ever; was ever so much thought put to such a pointless purpose.....oh no oh no oh no ...

Mr and Mrs Mate, and their daughter Bo and her sons, well Sons....cut this thread someone please

 

[Twister_Ken]

Pulling up in their Morris Marina, more staff from MDL. There's Trevor Hoyst, Woody Shores, Bertha Locata and Dottie Price.

And a very tardy arrival from the boatyard, the newly recruited Hungarian who's been working late fixing Jimi's rudder problem, let's welcome Atilla Czier.

Straight from Ofcom, our old friends, Charlie, Juliet, Mike, Oscar, Papa, Romeo and Victor.

 

[ashanta]

Youv'e such a way with words Ken!. Very good.

Regrds Peter.

 

[ashanta]

I think he came pretty quick! Nice one!

Regards.

Peter.

 

[Steve Clayton]

Yes, they are coming! The crew of the "Black Pig"; Seaman Staines, Roger (the cabin boy), and Master Bates

 

[Lakesailor]

Mr & Mrs Stay and family, that's Bob, Ena and the two babies, a total of Four Stays

 

[Cutter]

Christine Keeler will be bringing her daugther Hauler and her son Bilge

 

[Lakesailor]

Tle list at the door has had Bernie Ecclestone's name removed.

 

[Joe_Cole]

Here's Stan Chun

and Dee Viation

and the Dan Boys

and here's Lady Clip, with her husband Sir Clip.

oh and ...is it?....yes here's Barry Metric

 

[sailorman]

Mr & Mrs Backstays & their Asymmetric Bar gold medal winning Daughter Split

 

[Joe_Cole]

And here's Al Ternator with his girlfriend Di Namo

Followed by the Dee's with their daughter Ellie. She's brought her friend Milly Amp.

 

[stevebrassett]

Mr and Mrs Anchor, with their son Bruce.

 

[Lakesailor]

From the Highlands Mr & Mrs Pinn and their son Clevis

 

[claymore]

I don't suppose there's room for Mr and Mrs Titts and their lovely daughter Ophelia?

 

[doris]

And old Mr Way never did get married so he is bringing his companion.