Guests for the Scuttlebutt Ball

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Inspired by "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue", I think we need a list of guests for the Scuttlebutt ball.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Regs, and their son, Col

Introducing Mr and Mrs Itation and their son Kev

A big welcome, please, for Mr Fouling, and his Aunty........

Pray silence for Mr and Mrs Jakeel and their son Bill

A massive hello to Mr and Mrs Ducer, and their cross-dressing son Trans

And please be upstanding for well-known Solent residents, Mr Kicker and his wife Gill.

OK! OK! They're rubbish! But it's Friday and I'm knackered......./forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Thought the Regs and their son Col were banned..........


Since they always cause trouble


Hmm...........definately working too hard, must really go and lie down /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
"Mr and Mrs No and their daughter Jeanne"

Not to be confused with the Noahs, and their daughter Jen.

And how could we forget everyone's favourite, Ray Marine.

And here comes someone from the Met Office. They must be Joe King.

From Solent Coastguard, two old stalwarts, Ray and Dee O'Check.

Here's that Greek guy from MDL. Costas Afortune

Please welcome the captain of a WightLink ferry, Chris Cross.

And the harbourmaster, Ken Tmoorthere.

From the senior service, Captain Stan Bytoram and his first lieutenant Roger Rennes.

Bringing up the rear, it's our old friend Jimi Ruddersbust
 
Of course there's Mr. and Mrs. Port and their children Mary and Peter - He's a saint.
And the venerable Lord and Lady Rudder, together with others of the Rudder stock.
Mr. and Mrs. Man, and their daughter Isla
....together with her namesake from the Wight family.
Mr. and Mrs. Acker with their daughter Jen with an enormous broach.
And our friends from the boatyard - Mr. and Mrs. Undra-Pahnds, and their son Itsanuther.
Mr. and Mrs. N. Sign - He looks red, she looks blue, and their son is positively defaced.
Here's someone that everyone's heard about. Notorious for their liberal attitude it's the swinging Moorings.
Pray silence for Mr. Dan Forth, accompanied by Britanny. They really are the anchors of this ball. We do have a fisherman who is probably better on weed, but not a good example to the youngsters.
There's that young wench, Miss Lewmar, who seems to be belching - it must be wind, lass.

I want to stop but I can't.....

help...

Andy
 
Horto Pilot and his little sister Tilly,
We had a fracas earlier caused by bad behaviour from that Swedish girl and she's no longer welcome, so scrub Ingrid.
And to return to the Moorings for a moment, I gather they have large piles. Hardly surprising. Their first son was born unexpectedly, near the low water mark - a mud birth - an inauspicious start for that mooring boy.
Here's Mr. and Mrs. Yard, and their son Hal.

Shoot me.....

Please....


Andy
 
Fresh from the boatyard and still smelling slightly of turpentine, the man responsible for varnishing a thousand yacht saloons,, Matt Finnish, with his close mates, Sam Paper and Dusty Phree.

While smelling particualrly fragant, the yard's head doctor, Luke Leaner, arrives with the Norwegian who makes pushpits and pulpits, Bengt Steele and the rigger, Clovis Pinn.

They been brought along by the boatyard boss, Big Bill.
 
Is it too late to announce the Kerrs and their daughter, Ann?

And the Reefs have arrived with their sons. That's the First Reef, second..........

Oh, and the Manac's have arrived with their son Al.
 
Sadly the Soll's haven't been able to get here. But their daughter Dee will be arriving shortly.


Oh sod it! I'm going sailing /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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