Guess the Captions

[LONG_KEELER]

Guess the caption for each one. Or make one of your own.

Virtual pint for the winners.

Folks who already know these are banned. Sorry.

 

[Frogmogman]

OK then, I’ll have a go.

Top one “it was much cheaper than an echo sounder”

middle one “and that’s the luxury shower we mentioned in the inventory”

bottom one “I think the mask only needs to cover your mouth and nose”

 

[ProDave]

#1 Sailing by numbers

#2 If you are going to do that, stand on the leeward side of the boat.

#3 it's alright, there's nobody we know here, you can take it off now.

 

[Blueboatman]

Great idea, Long Keeler

If I once knew , I have forgotten..

1: So the wife says “I know this boating lark costs an arm and a leg. But when you start elbowing me aside as well, it’s the cold shoulder for you skipper…”
The old 1,2, follow through ..
Best I could do ?

 

[Leighb]

No good ideas about 1 or 3, but 2 calls for “Has anyone seen the toilet bucket?”

 

[KREW2]

picture one.

She wouldn't let me put the number one at the top.

 

[dunedin]

#1. Bought a new chart marked in metres, so will have to redo the marks on the wife

 

[Frogmogman]

My original suggestion for the first one was about how deep in the shite a certain public figure might be, but I pulled it so as not to be censured for political content.

 

[LittleSister]

My original suggestion for the first one was about how deep in the shite a certain public figure might be, but I pulled it so as not to be censured for political content.

And maybe censored, too.

I think, though, you should be tonsured for your remarkable restraint.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

My original suggestion for the first one was about how deep in the shite a certain public figure might be, but I pulled it so as not to be censured for political content.

Wuss?

 

[DownWest]

No.3
'No point in the bag, my husband knows your boat..'

No. 1. Unfortunatley, she s not calibrated for Essex mud.

 

[Concerto]

#1 Meet my depth guage.

#2 Never stand to lee or you might get an eyeful.

#3 Thats for calling me the bag lady.

 

[Frogmogman]

#1 Meet my depth guage.

#2 Never stand to lee or you might get an eyeful.

#3 Thats for calling me the bag lady.

Love No3

 

[LONG_KEELER]

Thanks for joining in with the fun. All the above have virtual pints.
Some of the above are better than the actuals.
I will do a few more if you like over Xmas.