EME
Well-Known Member
>>Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
> > sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
> >
> > 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
> > like underpants in a tumble dryer.
> >
> > 3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
> > bowling ball wouldn't.
> >
> > 4. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag
> > filled with vegetable soup.
> >
> > 5. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
> >
> > 6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
> > centre
> >
> > 7. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
> >
> > 8. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
> >
> > 9. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
> > fry them in hot grease.
> >
> > 10. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
> > the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having
> > left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
> > Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
> >
> > 11. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after
> > the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
> >
> > 12. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
> > had also never met.
> >
> > 13. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin
> > sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a
> > play.
> >
> > 14. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
> >
> > 15. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap,
> > only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
> >
> > 16. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
> >
> > 17. The plan was simple, like my mate Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan
> > just might work.
> >
> > 18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
> > eating for while.
> >
> > 19. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a
> > student on 31p-a-pint night.
> >
> > 20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,
> > but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a
land
> > mine or something.
> >
> > 21. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can
> > tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
> >
> > 22. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog
> > makes just before it throws up.
> >
> > 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender
> > leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
> >
> > 24. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated
> > because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
> > surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cashpoint.
> >
> > 25. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating
> > electric fan set on medium.
> >
> > 26. It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
> > with their power tools.
> >
> > 27. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,
> > as if she were a dustcart reversing.
> >
> > 28. She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.
> >
> > 29. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
> > room-temperature British beef.
> >
> > 30. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
> >
> > 31. Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation
> > thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.
> >
> > 32. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it
> > to the wall.
> >
> >
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> > sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
> >
> > 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
> > like underpants in a tumble dryer.
> >
> > 3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
> > bowling ball wouldn't.
> >
> > 4. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag
> > filled with vegetable soup.
> >
> > 5. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
> >
> > 6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
> > centre
> >
> > 7. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
> >
> > 8. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
> >
> > 9. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
> > fry them in hot grease.
> >
> > 10. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
> > the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having
> > left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
> > Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
> >
> > 11. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after
> > the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
> >
> > 12. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
> > had also never met.
> >
> > 13. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin
> > sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a
> > play.
> >
> > 14. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
> >
> > 15. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap,
> > only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
> >
> > 16. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
> >
> > 17. The plan was simple, like my mate Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan
> > just might work.
> >
> > 18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
> > eating for while.
> >
> > 19. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a
> > student on 31p-a-pint night.
> >
> > 20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,
> > but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a
land
> > mine or something.
> >
> > 21. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can
> > tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
> >
> > 22. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog
> > makes just before it throws up.
> >
> > 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender
> > leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
> >
> > 24. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated
> > because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
> > surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cashpoint.
> >
> > 25. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating
> > electric fan set on medium.
> >
> > 26. It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
> > with their power tools.
> >
> > 27. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells,
> > as if she were a dustcart reversing.
> >
> > 28. She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.
> >
> > 29. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
> > room-temperature British beef.
> >
> > 30. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
> >
> > 31. Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation
> > thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.
> >
> > 32. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it
> > to the wall.
> >
> >
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