Good news for aging curry eaters, staple diet of some on this board
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PuffTheMagicDragon
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Re: Good news for aging curry eaters, staple diet of some on this boar
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Doesn't do much for the wind tho'
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Hang on a second!!
Isn't it the wind that makes boats move???
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Doesn't do much for the wind tho'
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Hang on a second!!
Isn't it the wind that makes boats move???
ChrisE
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Re: Good news for aging curry eaters, staple diet of some on this boar
I'm not sailing on, or anywhere near, your boat /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I'm not sailing on, or anywhere near, your boat /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
PuffTheMagicDragon
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Re: Good news for aging curry eaters, staple diet of some on this boar
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I'm not sailing on, or anywhere near, your boat /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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OOOOHH THANKS!!!!
That implies that my boat could be faster than yours and you don't want to be caught downwind !! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I'm not sailing on, or anywhere near, your boat /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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OOOOHH THANKS!!!!
That implies that my boat could be faster than yours and you don't want to be caught downwind !! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
AlanPound
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Don't you just love it... (non-boaty)
"Turmeric has been used for centuries in Asian medicine to treat inflammatory disorders.... "
Then
"Experts say new drugs may be found, but eating more spices is unlikely to work."
... and the rest of it is about how clever they are being...
(Are we being had?)
"Turmeric has been used for centuries in Asian medicine to treat inflammatory disorders.... "
Then
"Experts say new drugs may be found, but eating more spices is unlikely to work."
... and the rest of it is about how clever they are being...
(Are we being had?)
rogerthebodger
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I once knew a boy called Carter
By God he was a F****r
When the wind would drop
The Captain would stop
and call Carter the F****r to starter.
By God he was a F****r
When the wind would drop
The Captain would stop
and call Carter the F****r to starter.
TonyS
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A better one is:-
The second mates name was Carter
By god he was a farter
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go
Carter the farter would start'her
The second mates name was Carter
By god he was a farter
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go
Carter the farter would start'her
uforea
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A fart is just a gust of wind
It gives the belly ease
It warms the blankets up at night
And suffocates the fleas
Anon.
It gives the belly ease
It warms the blankets up at night
And suffocates the fleas
Anon.
PuffTheMagicDragon
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Re: Good news for aging curry eaters, staple diet of some on this boar
My grandfather (Invalid out of the Royal Navy in 1917) used to tell of a tombstone that he'd seen somewhere (near Cowes maybe?)
"Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
For that has been the cause
Of the death of me!"
My grandfather (Invalid out of the Royal Navy in 1917) used to tell of a tombstone that he'd seen somewhere (near Cowes maybe?)
"Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
For that has been the cause
Of the death of me!"
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The real effect of a good blow out curry is not the arthritis bit ........ but making you "exercise" in getting to the "bog" quick before montezumas revenge spoils yer day !!