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Latest news release from OZ ...
Amanda Vanstone( Immigration Minister ) anounced tonight that she was excising Melbourne from Australia's migration zone. She denied that this had anything to do with the claim to refugee status by the entire All Black team. A spokesman for the team claimed that it was unsafe for them to return to NZ amidst threats that the entire team could become a team of geldings.
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Anyone else fancy roast Wallaby on Saturday?

I liked the O2 advert which ran

"It's 200 years since England sent some many dangerous men to Australia"

May the best team win on Saturday............so long as it is England

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Have you noticed

That Campese is toning his act down a bit - actually said that England were a good team before Sunday's game.
Wuss.

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Claymore
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Re: Have you noticed

.. that Scotland did their bit on Saturday .... ? What a weekend for European cooperation ... scots stuffed the dutch and the english the french .... oh! joy!

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Re: Have you noticed

sensible lot, the danes, told prodi & co to go stuff themselves so they don't count ...

was that not a friendly ... ?

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Re: Have you noticed

Since the offspring took up with an ageing Dane - Zimmerpig Mermaidessgaard - I've found it increasing more difficult to be friendly to Danes.
Am I being unreasonable?

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Claymore
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Re: Have you noticed

.. not sure i can help ...
a) if the ageing dane is schmeichel then other than his nose, which suggests constant tippling, can't think of any characteristic which might deter unless, of course, total disinterest in football ... or
b) if the statue in the Langelinie then would be seriously worried irrespective of offsprings gender

other than that .. that's all the ageing danes i know ....

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Re: Have you noticed

It was a friendly, but England still stole defeat from the jaws of victory.

Anyway, you are missing out the most important result of the weekend, from a Welsh supporter's POV - came back from Russia with a nil-nil draw so just have to win on Wednesday to get to the finals.

Good, eh?!

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Re: Have you noticed

What game was that? Tiddlywinks!

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Re: do you mean this one? (pic)

... a fine one for the front row .. ? might be grateful of her talents before the week's out ...


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Re: Utterly unreasonable..

One of my friends is also hitched to an elderly Dane.. but she is also Danish!

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Re: Utterly unreasonable..

Go on then - tell me, are there any young Danes or are they all old?

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Claymore
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Re: Utterly unreasonable..

Yes my friend is young! ... or at least she was.. that thing about being as young as the man you feel... errr it's true!

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Re: Utterly unreasonable..

Listen - its a kind offer and please don't take offence - I don't mind taking the pills and rubbing on the creams which Dear Heart assures me will keep me youthful and give me vitality - I really don't think its me to go feeling young men.

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Re: Utterly unreasonable..

yeah ok but could you get your offsprings elderly Dane to go feeling young men.. I don't spose that your querky sense of humour you might actually be referring to the Dog perchance?

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