Getting Conwy - Holyhead ... any bright ideas?

[Kawasaki]

Wonder if I can transfer them into your name? Best get you a return ticket though or else you'll never leave

Yes
I could become a Permanent Mick alright
Be jausus
Top of the morning'
'Just hold me Shalalee (how the feck der spell shalalle!) whilst I down another pint a Porter Pat'
I could get use ter that !
To the Tune of the Irish Rover

'It was in the Year of too tousand an terteen , wen I met a poor boy from Gaalway
His name it appears was Alt they say and a decent sailor they sayo
His name it appears was broadcast Ahbroad
To sail a Mighty Crewwser, the Ship left befoar he could step aboard
(keep up wif the Oirish accent folks)
So our Hero was left on a barren shore, wiv the vesell away to yonder
Thinkin' Oi could have steered that Ship to Safety, on any good Tursday Mornin
But the bugers went away on the Wed nes day
an Left me astray on me moorrin
So I said ter me self if they ask me agin
Oi will do moor thaan Irish A Rovin'!

 

[alt]

kwakers you're in the wrong job you should have become a songwriter

 

[SgtColon]

kwakers you're in the wrong job you should have become a songwriter

A thought echoed by hundreds if his former students

 

[Kawasaki]

A thought echoed by hundreds if his former students