jimi
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Got to go and sweep some leaves
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Got to go and sweep some leaves
<hr width=100% size=1><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by jimi on 15/10/2003 11:50 (server time).</FONT></P>
chas
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Try the reindeer - an animal that eats roots and leaves
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ParaHandy
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AntiSanta ....
Satan went to High School with the antisanta. They used to play together in the sandpits, they used to have competitions to see who could get their stream of pee the highest up the wall of the toilets, they used to jump off cliffs like lemmings (part of the reason why the antisanta now preys on them is because his past haunts him). But one day, one fateful day, Satan, the evil one (or MORE evil one) felt a bit peckish. Before I continue I feel I should mention a few facts about Satan: 1) He has a tail. 2) God doesn't like him. 3) Saddam Hussein loves him. 4) He LOVES cauliflower. So, on that fateful day when Satan was feeling peckish, he stole the antisanta's cauliflower. After eating half the bag, an annoying little leprechaun came and stole the rest. From that day forth, the antisanta has never forgiven him. And the reason that he stalks others is that he still believes someone has his cauliflower.
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Satan went to High School with the antisanta. They used to play together in the sandpits, they used to have competitions to see who could get their stream of pee the highest up the wall of the toilets, they used to jump off cliffs like lemmings (part of the reason why the antisanta now preys on them is because his past haunts him). But one day, one fateful day, Satan, the evil one (or MORE evil one) felt a bit peckish. Before I continue I feel I should mention a few facts about Satan: 1) He has a tail. 2) God doesn't like him. 3) Saddam Hussein loves him. 4) He LOVES cauliflower. So, on that fateful day when Satan was feeling peckish, he stole the antisanta's cauliflower. After eating half the bag, an annoying little leprechaun came and stole the rest. From that day forth, the antisanta has never forgiven him. And the reason that he stalks others is that he still believes someone has his cauliflower.
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claymore
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Re: AntiSanta ....
You amaze me - how on earth did you find out that Saddam Hussein loves cauliflower?
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Claymore
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You amaze me - how on earth did you find out that Saddam Hussein loves cauliflower?
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Claymore
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themount2
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Why? Are they getting dirty?
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themount2
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Why? Are they getting dirty?
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themount2
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Oops! Too much Guinness again!!!
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