Full Circle Electrical Event Management.

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Full Circle is delighted to announce the launch of the new enterprise, Full Circle Electrical Event Management.

We are able to offer a range of surprise and delight events in the field of boat electrics.

We have been working flat out over the weekend to put the finishing touches to our show stopper event, and can now reveal that we can get your interior lights on the starboard side to light up when you switch on the Deck Floodlights. The Deck floodlights not to come on at all, but to illuminate the steaming light by switching on the Tricolour.
Switch on the Tricolour, and the Anchor Light on the panel lights up, but not the actual Anchor Light itself.
If you have 2 way overhead lighting, we can create hours of endless fun for the crew by spreading the contents of the 2 way switch on the cabin floor. You can play hunt the switch bits, followed by Abstract Switch Layout Design, and then a finale event of reassembling the switch the way you think it might go. Phew, what a laugh.

We are also able to offer advanced NMEA0183 events, where the signal from the GPS source can be made to go intermittent, now you see it, now you don't. This took hours of fun from my life, and helped a liver damage overload on Saturday night, something like a Jeez and Whine party.
Sprinkle in a bit of Seatalk and Comar AIS communications, and you can be assured of value for money if you book one of our Electrical Events.
For a finale, we have been able to perfect the malfunctioning of 12v Nokia phone chargers, and a top quality Chinese Netbook power supply. Real cherry on the cake stuff.


All our work is coverd by Safety Briefs, in the form of Jockey Y Fronts, but please arrange your own insurance, as we have had some issues with our no claims bonus.

Full Circle endorses the 12v ANTEX Soldering Iron as the only piece of properly functioning equipment in the box. Tins wires even in 20 knots of breeze out on deck.

Bookings can be taken at Demonstration events aboard Full Circle, or we are prepared to travel to your vessel. Invite your friends! Its fun,fun,fun!!!
Very cheap introductory offers.
 
I can't quite match your random electrical connections, but did trace the bilge pump switch to a connection at the top of the mast head!

Is it better now?
 
I can't quite match your random electrical connections, but did trace the bilge pump switch to a connection at the top of the mast head!

Is it better now?

Ah, sort of. Most of the lighting ills were due to Scheiber the panel manufacturer not designing the plug layouts so you could not reverse the 6 pin plugs with hilarious results.

The NMEA is another mystery altogether. Comar have asked to have their AIS unit returned to them.

Good old NASA Navtex on PC works a treat.
 
Possibly, possibly.
I have a return event planned in cahoots with Artemis Nev on Friday. We shall see then.

As per our phone conversation yesterday i believe that NMEA is an anagram for complete and utter load of ****

Having had a fun electrical event of my own a cpl of seasons ago I can but wonder at how **** wiring systems and standards are in the marine world (or lack of them)

Still I throw myself into the breach and if we cant make the dam thing work then the one consulation is that i will help restrict the damage to Mr FC's liver by drinking half of the demon drink he will drown his sorrows in
 
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