sailbadthesinner
New member
Apologies this is the best i could do
on the up side
MrsS2B has declared a year off an 'excellent f***in idea, lets get away'
she was a bit tired and emotional i think.
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>
> An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a Really
bad
> day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out.
>
> Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking
towards
> him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.
>
> He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate
> school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.
>
> He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is
> knocking at his inflatable Bedroom door with the inflatable police.
>
> Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.
>
> Later on in the evening he wakes up in inflatable hospital and sees the
> headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head
> more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones :-
>
>
>
> "You've let me down; you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've
> let yourself down"
>
Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
on the up side
MrsS2B has declared a year off an 'excellent f***in idea, lets get away'
she was a bit tired and emotional i think.
--------
>
> An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a Really
bad
> day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out.
>
> Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking
towards
> him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.
>
> He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate
> school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.
>
> He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is
> knocking at his inflatable Bedroom door with the inflatable police.
>
> Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.
>
> Later on in the evening he wakes up in inflatable hospital and sees the
> headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head
> more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones :-
>
>
>
> "You've let me down; you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've
> let yourself down"
>
Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.