PGD
New member
The Perfect Day for Her
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 3 lb lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents – expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend’s ex and notices she has put on a stone.
1.00 Shopping with friends; unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10.50 Carried to bed...(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
The Perfect Day for Him
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section (Man Ute lost 5-0 to Watford at Old Trafford).
7.00 Breakfast; The Full Monty (sausages, bacon, mushrooms, black pudding, eggs (fried and scrambled), fried bread, fried potatoes and Heinz baked beans), tea and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench.
7.30 Rolls Royce arrives.
7.45 Several Jack Daniels and Cokes en route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en route).
9.45 Play front nine (2 under).
11.45 Lunch; two dozen oysters, 3 lagers, a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine (4 under).
2.15 Limo back to the airport (several J>D.’s and cokes).
2.30 Fly to Great Barrier Reef.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude).
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) – on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson.
6.45 Shit, shower and shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; Denise Van Outen and Melanie Sykes “Animal Farm” video released and authenticated; Bill Clinton castrated by enraged Hillary after admitting to shagging another White House intern; Margaret Beckett prohibited from appearing in public because she is just TOO ugly; Tony Blair admits to having gay lovers (all of “The Village People”) and resigns; Queen appoints Norman Tebbit as Prime Minister, who immediately removes England from the UK, declares war on Wales, Scotland and Ireland and pulls out of Europe.
7.30 Dinner; lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juice fillet steak, bottle of Grange.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch the highlights of England thrashing the Aussies.
9.30 Sex with three women (preferably with some lesbian tendencies).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
<hr width=100% size=1>Who gives the best service? tell us <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.mssa.org.uk>Marine Service Standards Assistance</A>
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 3 lb lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents – expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend’s ex and notices she has put on a stone.
1.00 Shopping with friends; unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10.50 Carried to bed...(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
The Perfect Day for Him
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section (Man Ute lost 5-0 to Watford at Old Trafford).
7.00 Breakfast; The Full Monty (sausages, bacon, mushrooms, black pudding, eggs (fried and scrambled), fried bread, fried potatoes and Heinz baked beans), tea and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench.
7.30 Rolls Royce arrives.
7.45 Several Jack Daniels and Cokes en route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en route).
9.45 Play front nine (2 under).
11.45 Lunch; two dozen oysters, 3 lagers, a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine (4 under).
2.15 Limo back to the airport (several J>D.’s and cokes).
2.30 Fly to Great Barrier Reef.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude).
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) – on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson.
6.45 Shit, shower and shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; Denise Van Outen and Melanie Sykes “Animal Farm” video released and authenticated; Bill Clinton castrated by enraged Hillary after admitting to shagging another White House intern; Margaret Beckett prohibited from appearing in public because she is just TOO ugly; Tony Blair admits to having gay lovers (all of “The Village People”) and resigns; Queen appoints Norman Tebbit as Prime Minister, who immediately removes England from the UK, declares war on Wales, Scotland and Ireland and pulls out of Europe.
7.30 Dinner; lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juice fillet steak, bottle of Grange.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch the highlights of England thrashing the Aussies.
9.30 Sex with three women (preferably with some lesbian tendencies).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
<hr width=100% size=1>Who gives the best service? tell us <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.mssa.org.uk>Marine Service Standards Assistance</A>
