BoatlessinOslo
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An English ventriloquist is visiting Wales, he walks into a small
village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have little fun.
Ventriloquist: "Alright mate? Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "The dog doesn't talk, you English tosser."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Welshman: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements."
Welshman: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "The sheep's a f*****g liar!"
<hr width=100% size=1>Why's that smoke coming out the hatch ?
village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have little fun.
Ventriloquist: "Alright mate? Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "The dog doesn't talk, you English tosser."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Welshman: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements."
Welshman: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "The sheep's a f*****g liar!"
<hr width=100% size=1>Why's that smoke coming out the hatch ?