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[Dyflin]

 

[Cerddinen]

Sergoi's oligarch father spared no expense in buying him the very best Playstation games.

 

[Twister_Ken]

"Tell me, young man, do you enjoy movies about bodybuilders?"

 

[Deleted member 36384]

Sweets, puppies and stamp collections were far to crude for Captain Gaylord.

 

[emsworthy]

As the leader of the Somali fishermen/pirates took control of his vessel, Commander Bagshaw couldn't help wondering whether they really were from the Horn of Africa as one had a distinctly Surrey accent!

 

[fisherman]

Oh dear, we're going to collide, just wear this til after the MAIB have been round.

 

[David_Jersey]

First batch of RN Officers graduate from new YTS scheme.

Somali Pirates die...........laughing

 

[Woodlouse]

I cannae do it cap'n, we doon't 'ave th'poower!



Speed 2 "Cruise Control"

 

[Skylark]

Rough Justice!

For consitently violating his ASBO, this repeat young offender was given a 100 community order by the Bench.

 

[Laysula]

I hope you don't have nits

 

[tmh900]

Right boys. In this area, we normally play 'spook the raggie'. The objective of the game is to get as close as we can going as fast as we can without killing them.

No response from the saily-boat get nil points. A fist wave get 2 points. Obvoiusly fouled trousers get the maximum 10 points.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Stop playing pocket billiards, Captain.

 

[SimbaDog]

Does my head look big in this?