LittleShip
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After Party on Little Ship.......... there were a couple of good looking girls on board 
and a scallywag
Tom
and a scallywag
Tom
Found a Rock Kawasaki Hasn't clunked!
- Thread starter The Binman
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Searush
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He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?
LittleShip
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Kilter
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Kilter
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TSB240
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That glass is just past the half empty/full point so he was looking for a top up I reckon...
Hollow legs do you reckon.....
Anyhow he has got more hair than that now.
Talking about hair Tom
Some of us still have a few!
Kawasaki
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[QUOTE
Hollow legs do you reckon.....
Anyhow he has got more hair than that now.
Talking about hair Tom
Some of us still have a few![/QUOTE]
Yeh yer sees
Proper grog in generous quantities
Beats the Sh!t out of expensive Hollywood /Footballer type 'Implants'!
Oh- met The Binman in Tescos tother day, He was most apologetic about the bent Blade
'Not a Prob' I said etc
I didn't need a bag for the 'shop' only had a bottle of Grants in me mit (reduced plus club card points every little helps) as we chatted and walked to the Check Out (Ah I thought, get The Binman to cough up here!
)
As I dropped the hint two paces from said payment area, I turned My head to notice I couldn't notice Binny anywhere!
Cripes! , vanished in to thin air the slippery get
Anyway fair play to Binny I reckon He hit a 'foreign object' not a rock wot I hadn't bashed previously (there aint many!) because the damage on the Skeg I had not noticed on first inspection was not 'rock bashin evidence'
How do I know, Years of experience in that Field Folks
Yeh the Skeg had a real neatly 'cut' 'V' shape piece missing
Almost as if it had been cut out by a hacksaw
I think Binny clobbered a metal bit of summat, like a fluke of an anchor a steel girder or sumatt like that, if it was a rock or rocky out crop I would imagine a more irregular type 'scuffing' if yer gets me drift
Anyway
More expense now, got the prop mended for a reasonable sum
About 5 litres worth of fire water I reckon
But the gearbox now has to come off etc etc
Phew this could be expensive at My Labour charges if nowt else
Can You 'Keel Haul' someone on a RIB?
Wot der reckon Peeps
10% off cos I reckon it was just an accident and not a basic Nav error
Or Hit him with the 'Full Morty'
No that's not a 'Typo' the boat was named 'The Full Morty' origionally!
Hollow legs do you reckon.....
Anyhow he has got more hair than that now.
Talking about hair Tom
Some of us still have a few!
[/QUOTE]Yeh yer sees
Proper grog in generous quantities
Beats the Sh!t out of expensive Hollywood /Footballer type 'Implants'!
Oh- met The Binman in Tescos tother day, He was most apologetic about the bent Blade
'Not a Prob' I said etc
I didn't need a bag for the 'shop' only had a bottle of Grants in me mit (reduced plus club card points every little helps) as we chatted and walked to the Check Out (Ah I thought, get The Binman to cough up here!
)As I dropped the hint two paces from said payment area, I turned My head to notice I couldn't notice Binny anywhere!
Cripes! , vanished in to thin air the slippery get
Anyway fair play to Binny I reckon He hit a 'foreign object' not a rock wot I hadn't bashed previously (there aint many!) because the damage on the Skeg I had not noticed on first inspection was not 'rock bashin evidence'
How do I know, Years of experience in that Field Folks
Yeh the Skeg had a real neatly 'cut' 'V' shape piece missing
Almost as if it had been cut out by a hacksaw
I think Binny clobbered a metal bit of summat, like a fluke of an anchor a steel girder or sumatt like that, if it was a rock or rocky out crop I would imagine a more irregular type 'scuffing' if yer gets me drift
Anyway
More expense now, got the prop mended for a reasonable sum
About 5 litres worth of fire water I reckon
But the gearbox now has to come off etc etc
Phew this could be expensive at My Labour charges if nowt else
Can You 'Keel Haul' someone on a RIB?
Wot der reckon Peeps
10% off cos I reckon it was just an accident and not a basic Nav error
Or Hit him with the 'Full Morty'
No that's not a 'Typo' the boat was named 'The Full Morty' origionally!
raven
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Flippin' 'eck!
It's like reading a maritime version of "Last Of The Summer Wine"
It's like reading a maritime version of "Last Of The Summer Wine"
The Binman
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TSB240
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raven
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Mmmn you're right, hadn't thought of that.......too many Compo's!
Kawasaki
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No, it's 'Comp ensation' that The Binman has to worry aboutMmmn you're right, hadn't thought of that.......too many Compo's!
raven
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Got him by the Rollocks!
Shouldn't be too difficult to take him to the cleaners over this. After all, if you go through his OP he's bang to rights.
He admits that he was half-cut / hung-over when he chartered the vessel. (You watch, he'll probably try and deny that he signed the collision damage waiver document.)
There was probably wimmin on board and you know how he comes over all James Bond when there's a whiff of oestrogen in the air!
He admits to not having the faintest clue as to how far a cable is and therefore, clearly has no nautical bent (I'll wager he doesn't even know a smillen line from a frawcett knot)
He admits to being distracted by all the celeb gaffs in the area and, perhaps most damning of all he freely admits to doing 40 kts.....reckless in the extreme if you ask me!
And Kwaka, whilst you've got him by the goolies and you start to squeeze, will you ask him to cast his mind back to a certain incident on the harbour wall in Porthmadog a few years ago when he (or his agents) caused me some similar discomfort!
Shouldn't be too difficult to take him to the cleaners over this. After all, if you go through his OP he's bang to rights.
He admits that he was half-cut / hung-over when he chartered the vessel. (You watch, he'll probably try and deny that he signed the collision damage waiver document.)
There was probably wimmin on board and you know how he comes over all James Bond when there's a whiff of oestrogen in the air!
He admits to not having the faintest clue as to how far a cable is and therefore, clearly has no nautical bent (I'll wager he doesn't even know a smillen line from a frawcett knot)
He admits to being distracted by all the celeb gaffs in the area and, perhaps most damning of all he freely admits to doing 40 kts.....reckless in the extreme if you ask me!
And Kwaka, whilst you've got him by the goolies and you start to squeeze, will you ask him to cast his mind back to a certain incident on the harbour wall in Porthmadog a few years ago when he (or his agents) caused me some similar discomfort!
The Binman
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Bloody hell.........! Mate!
When I need your help I'll remember to keep quiet.
Just remember............there are certain incriminating photos! I am sure I could learn to download them if I tried!
Kwacker doesn't need your advice, he is already rubbing his hands in glee at the prospect of being able to spoil his palate with something other than Tesco's finest bilge cleaner!
He's just trying to work out how to fleece me for his amber night nurse AND get his Tesco clubcard points!
When I need your help I'll remember to keep quiet.
Just remember............there are certain incriminating photos! I am sure I could learn to download them if I tried!
Kwacker doesn't need your advice, he is already rubbing his hands in glee at the prospect of being able to spoil his palate with something other than Tesco's finest bilge cleaner!
He's just trying to work out how to fleece me for his amber night nurse AND get his Tesco clubcard points!
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raven
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Hah!
Just think yerself lucky that I didn't point out that there's currently an offer on at Tesco whereby you get double ClubCard points if you spend over £60.
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/buylist/default.aspx?Name=CM+Beer+&+Spirits
I reckon if he's going for a decent whisky he should go for a single malt Speyside - and dont be fobbing him off with a measly 12 year old - if you have a look at the link above there's a very acceptable 25 year old Aberlour that says 'I'm really, REALLY R.E.A.L.L.Y sorry for pranging your prop!'
Anyway, if I'm any judge, Kwaka's not the sort to milk it!
Just think yerself lucky that I didn't point out that there's currently an offer on at Tesco whereby you get double ClubCard points if you spend over £60.
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/buylist/default.aspx?Name=CM+Beer+&+Spirits
I reckon if he's going for a decent whisky he should go for a single malt Speyside - and dont be fobbing him off with a measly 12 year old - if you have a look at the link above there's a very acceptable 25 year old Aberlour that says 'I'm really, REALLY R.E.A.L.L.Y sorry for pranging your prop!'
Anyway, if I'm any judge, Kwaka's not the sort to milk it!
The Binman
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MILK IT!.........MILK IT!!!!!!!
Have you not read any of the foregoing thread!!!!!!!!!
He Couldn't milk it any more if it was a cow!!!
Have you not read any of the foregoing thread!!!!!!!!!
He Couldn't milk it any more if it was a cow!!!
raven
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......talking of cows, they're having a forum meet for North West / North Wales forumites at The Red Cow in Tarporley a week Friday and I think Kwaka might be going so you could perhaps offer to drive him in your gentlemans off-road sportster and then buy his drinks for the evening.
.....I'll get my coat!
.....I'll get my coat!
The Binman
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Searush
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I'm not sure they would allow the dustcart in Tarporley.
Oh beggar, I was going to go in my antique Mondeo with it's carefully aged 'mud, dents and rust' finish. Might it be too posh for them then?
Seastoke
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Sealine Tony , this is what you are coming to.