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[hlb]

Before going on our North Western boat charter. Our Grandson took us to Blackpool Zoo. I could not help seeing the similarity to coming here. Except for the obvious diference. That everyones looking at us. Instead of the other way around!! So. If we were in a real zoo. Which animals would we all be, and why.........../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn

 

[jimi]

We'll I reckon you're a camel .. cos you look as if you've got the hump but you're really all soft anf blubbery inside!

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[BarryH]

A chimp, because then no one will moan when I pick my nose and scratch my arse!

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[hlb]

One hump or two??

<hr width=100% size=1> <font color=blue>No one can force me to come here.<font color=red> I'm a volunteer!!.<font color=blue>

Haydn

 

[byron]

I always wanted to come back as a Crow but yesterday I saw one tucking in to some of OI's dried up Poo so now I have changed my mind. I am going to come back as Sarah Pippiline after reading the newspaper headine "300 men lay Sahara Pipeline"

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[jimi]

Haydn & Tutts

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[Happy1]

Are you into management training? I once went on a course and we had to describe what we would be if we were a sandwich, WHAT planet are these people on, I have trouble knowing who I am in reality, never mind something else /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[Moose]

Me, a moose?

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El Alce

 

[lanason]

errr um GUESS !!!

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[BarryH]

A Toad?

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[TwoStroke]

Are you lot feeling down today? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[jimi]

Do'nt be silly .. he's a garlic garcon!

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[BarryH]

Whats that, french for Muppet!

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[WeeWullie]

Ah'm a Panda .. cos they've got tiny dicks

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[TwoStroke]

Do you really want to admit to that one /forums/images/icons/wink.gif and don't forget they only breed once every couple of years (if you're lucky).

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[MedDreamer]

Surely Haydn is the bear with the sore head?

Me? - Rabbit, boring diet but the recreation is great!!

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[hlb]

Re: Haydn & Tutts

Nah. I fancy being the sea lion cos he had five wives and when one of them would not have sex he bit her back untill she changed her mind!! Then if any upstart youngsters came along wanting nooky they flogged them off to other zoos, to save any problems. They had a whole diffent set of rules on domestic vilence and no devorce laws!!......../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Haydn

 

[Col]

Re: Haydn & Tutts

I'd be a Koala. I read ... Eats, shoots and leaves.

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[LavvieBrush]

I\'M A HEDGEHOG

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[jimi]

Here\'s Kim

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