Forum Ranks and a bit of respect

[Kilter]

I can reef, hand and steer so I'll be an able seaman!

 

[powerskipper]

can I be trainee ships captain then, /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

If not does anyone have any suggestions.

 

[Oen]

Hang on Julie, there'll be flappy things and bits of string and everything!

 

[powerskipper]

thats why I said trainee,
can navigate and some other stuff , but don't know a lot about all the flippy bits and stringy bits but Happy to learn.

 

[Sixpence]

well if you're allowed to play does that leave an opening for chief engineer if so I'll take it

 

[benjenbav]

[ QUOTE ]
Once met a taxi driver who was a bilge diver on the Queen Mary

[/ QUOTE ]

So how did that work? Did they call him when they needed the bilges dived and the rest of the time he drove the cab, or maybe weekends in the bilges and the cab on weekdays?

 

[tazzle]

Well, I'm a natty hand in the kitchen - skinning flatfish, plucking and drawing poultry, chining meat joints, skinning and paunching hare and the occassional deer, spatchcocking, jointing, carving. Own knives and reel of butcher's string and larding needle.

You may wish to consider me for the post of surgeon.

 

[Kilter]

you sound over qualified! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[TheBoatman]

It's no good chaps I'll just have to be Minister of Defence and be in charge of the lot of ya.

In this position I can starve you of cash an resources.

Bring in regulations to make it impossible for you to operate as a decent forum.

Set the H & SE dept onto you at the drop of a hat.

I was going to get my mate the Home Secretary to send a few plod along but apparently he can't find any spares - they're all out chasing motorists.

Peter.

PS
I've dropped me mate Tony a tenner to make me a Lord just in case I need a bit of back-up.

 

[devilsadvocate]

Do I dare say that I outrank you on that matter

 

[Auspicious]

I risk of heading off in a completely different direction, may I be Mermaid Hunter?