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Das_Boot

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Thank you thank you thank you.
Having just read Stingo's post re Happy Birthday Pauline, has just reminded me that it is my Wifes birthday today as well. She turns 25 today, a bit of a milestone any suggestions for gifts. Thanks once again forumites.
 
A good seeing to tonight would be a start but since todays the day and you are only just thinking about it there's probably no chance of that for a while!
 
No no methinks I remembered just in time. I have in the mean time allready phoned and done the routine bit with no sense of hostility. Saved is the word that comes to mind.
 
I'm sure that if you were to buy the "Little woman's guide to housewifery afloat", you could gain only loving adoration and a 'do-not-pass-go' ticket to between the sheets. Never fails! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
My problem with the between the sheets scenario is not a reluctance on her behalf. She is a fit young 25 and I am 47
In my youth I subscribed to the Quantity over Quality school of thinking but have since reassesed and now am a firm believer in Quality over Quantity. My motives are not of a sexual nature but more of a being left in peace nature.
 
Re: Stop boasting you old stoat.nm

It is not a boast it is a cry for help.
By the way for those who wish to subscribe to the Quantity over Quality way of thinking the answer to any denegratiion of this is that quality will follow quantity ie. if you do it often enough you are bound to get it right at some time.
 
Re: Stop boasting you old stoat.nm

There was once an old bull and a young bullock stood in a field admiring the heffers in the adjacent field. "I'm going to do a couple of laps, get up some speed, jump the hedge and take that stunner over there", says the youngster. "Suit yourself", says the old bull. "I'm going to use the gate and and take the rest of them".

Moral: With wisdom you can achieve quantity and quality.

(Apologies to any farmers if the terminology is not quite up to the mark).
 
Re: Stop boasting you old stoat.nm

I go with quality simply because quantity is out of the question. I have to see everytime as perhaps my last.
 
Re: Stop boasting you old stoat.nm

Assistance to do what exactly. Type in my fantasys. How do you know I even have a wife how do you know that I am a man. No I am afraid you cant help.... I see that now.
 
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