For Sale. :)

[oldgit]

1 x tin Tuna .dated 2016.
2 x Fray Bentos pies. dated. 2018.
10 sachets of Instant Porridge. dated 2019.
1 x jar of pickles dated 2014.
6 Tins onfmixers dated 2011. Tins a bit rusty.
1 x part used and slightly damp toilet roll.
Offers please .
Yes .Do have several packets of Pasta on board , feel sure if I break the contents up with hammer they can be pressed into service.

 

[paulajayne]

I'll start the bidding with 5 sheets of unused Andrex Triple Ply.

Currency of choice now.

 

[Newbroom]

I don't understand why you should be worried bout a shortage of toilet paper, just use the old fashioned jungle warfare trick of only one piece per cr*p. Use one finger to wipe with and then stick that finger through your one piece of paper wiping the finger as you withdraw it through the paper. Easy One roll would last a platoon two weeks.

 

[Mr Googler]

Toilet roll is important as when one person coughs....10 people s@#t themselves

 

[stelican]

Toilet roll is important as when one person coughs....10 people s@#t themselves

Brilliant!

 

[Seastoke]

If you are short of paper I have the last 3 years of the FT to get through.

 

[LittleSister]

1 x part used and slightly damp toilet roll.

I don't understand why, having gone to the trouble of washing your used toilet paper, you don't finish drying it before offering it for sale.

 

[Assassin]

If you are short of paper I have the last 3 years of the FT to get through.

Are the sciscors thrown in for free?

 

[lydiamight]

Recently purchased a large Torq roll of industrial wiping paper-----got it home to find that I had mistakenly picked up a large roll of toilet paper, the sort that you see on the wall in a holder in public lavatories . No need now to hunt for toilet paper in the shops!

 

[Lightwave395]

For the gamblers out there:

 

[oldgit]

Police called to quell stroppy shoppers in supermarket que.

 

[Assassin]

Morons!

We have a manufacturer less than 100 yards away from one of the companies I contract to, shortage? they are now selling it directly to the public with a 10% mark up over their normal supply price to large buyers, it is still much cheaper then buying it from large supermarkets and shows how much mark up they have on it.

£25 filled the back of my large 4X4 (with seats down) and my elderly or disabled neighbours have around 3 months supply now.

 

[oldgit]

If you know where to go !
on an industrial estate yesterday noticed an estate car full to the brim with what appeared to be towel towels and bog rolls.
It seems that over the last decade or so,everybody has been nicking business from you small local corner shop, the main culprits being the big chain petrol stations.
It started with them selling newspapers and finally ended up as a supermarket with a petrol pump attached.

Just found some part used rubber gloves in a locker, just a few anti foul splatters and something rather sticky and unidentifiable inside one of the fingers ....Offers invited.