Flotsam or Jetsam?

[RunAgroundHard]

No wonder Amy got so wound up!

Bemusement as dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Millport

 

[Mister E]

Just think what it would have been like if Amy had the batteries.

 

[wonkywinch]

"The women of Millport can be seen walking around with big smiles on their faces, doctors are at a loss to explain why".

 

[Minerva]

Well you can stuff that where the sun doesn’t shine!

 

[SimonX]

Best comment on this I saw on FB
Should prompt a remake of “Whisky Galore” - entitled “Frisky Galore”

 

[Frogmogman]

“There’s a load of Dicks down on the beach…”

 

[Cerebus]

No wonder Amy got so wound up!

Bemusement as dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Millport

Good joke. All 6 posts are good jokes.

I am rubbish at making jokes, remembering jokes, retelling jokes…

so my post alas is not a joke:

Why are the ‘products’ ( you see, if I had any wit I could have replaced “products” with something funny, as others have done),

but why are the ‘products’ not in proper packaging (ahem, I assume… never been in an Ann Summers, honest guv, so I am guessing the packaging is not ‘proper’ shop-like packaging?

So did these fall off a container ship “flotsam” or were these ejected off a floating brothel “ jetsam”.

I have no idea if floating brothels exist or if they use toys.

 

[Goldie]

Best comment on this I saw on FB
Should prompt a remake of “Whisky Galore” - entitled “Frisky Galore”

How about ‘Free Willy’?

 

[Goldie]

No wonder Amy got so wound up!

Bemusement as dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Millport

Shame they were thrown away, would they be suitable as sea cock bungs?

 

[mjcoon]

...

I have no idea if floating brothels exist or if they use toys.

And would they have water beds, or maybe that would be too unstable...

 

[KevinV]

Shame they were thrown away, would they be suitable as sea cock bungs?

Or for bludgeoning caught fish?

 

[Chiara’s slave]

Next time you see a mermaid, she’ll have a smile on her face.

 

[Mister E]

Shame they were thrown away, would they be suitable as sea cock bungs?

I thought that they were to replace those?

 

[Stemar]

Next time you see a mermaid, she’ll have a smile on her face.

What would she do with one?

 

[Chiara’s slave]

Where do little mermaids come from?

 

[mjcoon]

Where do little mermaids come from?

Febrile imaginations!

 

[mjcoon]

Where do little mermaids come from?

I've just remembered that I have seen the "Little Mermaid" statue in Copenhagen, and the less well-known copy north of Marmaris. Looking back at photos, they appear to have knees, so maybe not the same species...