Film quotes n/b

[itsonlymoney]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Apocolypse now if I am not mistaken and has to the coolest (unintended pun) line of any film. Unless of course you know different?

Nominations can be posted here and will be judged by an independent person of sound body and mind same time tommorow. (thats me by the way and my decision will be final, but it will have to be darned good to beat my nomination above)

Ian

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[Johnnygil]

"They're saluting you".............ZULU

"I'll be back"......................Arnie Shawrz

"Well punk do you"...........Dirty Harry

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[Kevin]

Bartender : what do you people want?
MAN: Just a couple more minutes of your time....'bout the same duration as the rest of your life -NEAR DARK

School Nurse- "All girls of your age are going through the same changes".
talking to a teenage girl who she doesnt know is gradually becoming a were wolf. BRANDY SNAPS.

on executing what he thinks is a great plan
OLIVER HARDY: You have to be up pretty early to catch a Hardy.
STAN LAUREL: About what time.
OLIVER HARDY: ooh about half past six
followed by a poke to the eye. SONS OF THE DESERT. I know not really a quote but a nice set piece!

STAN AND OLLIE arriving as destitutes at an old ladies house.
STAN: can you help us we havent eaten for three days...yesterday, today and tomorrow ONE GOOD TURN.

agressive young man facing an old hillbilly holding a shot gun
young aggressor: you havent got the b*LLS to use that

old hillbilly: "i was about your height once a long time ago but everyday i get up look in the mirror and everyday ive shrunk a little. i lost my hair, most of my teeth and my sense of taste but in that time my b*lls havent changed, one day im gunna wake up and have shrivelled away to nothing and all im gunna see in the mirror are a huge pair of b*lls..now you wanna test em be my guest". EXTRALAND sorry if that one offends ( KIM please dont delete whole post if this is out of order and apologies I just thought it funny)

I have loads but wont bore you, many i couldnt possibly write on this forum!!! and if i did might get the post deleted.

Kevin

 

[Dave1258]

"Losers go home, winners get to f**k the prom queen" -Sean Connery in 'The Rock'

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[aztec]

"if you lie to me ... i'll kill you"
"if i think you're lying to me ... i'll kill you"
"infact nicholaaas.... you're going to have to your work cut out just staying alive!"
LOCK STOCK.

"will everyone just stop getting flippin' shot!"
LOCK STOCK

"would the better looking one please step forward"
ARTHUR

"you make me laugh.... you remind me of myself when i was five!"
NOT A FILM.... ONE OF MY GUYS TOLD ME THIS LAST WEEK!



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[PhilF]

me....nahhh
can't remember the film tho

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[BarryH]

The one from the Italian Job that everyone get wrong and one from the film Snatch with Brick Top's Nemesis speech.

Oh and also from Lock Stock. Dog while he's got some bloke dangling by his feet "its a dog eat dog world and my teef are bigger than yours!"

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[Jools_of_Top_Cat]

"Camelot, Camelot"
"It's only a model"
"Shhhhh"

"You played it for her, you can play it for me!"

‘You’re a big man, but you’re out of shape. With me, it’s a full-time job."

"She turned me into a newt"
pause
"I got better"

And two more from my favourite film of all time, any one like to guess >>

"Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of te most frightening ghouls I've ever known."

"Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence."






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[Bejasus]

'Badges??........we don't need no stinking badges'......Blazing Saddles

'Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?'...........Roadhouse

'I bet your the kinda guy would f**k a person in the ass, and not even have the courtesy to give him a reach around.'.........Platoon



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[penfold]

Acshully,that last one's from 'Full Metal Jacket'; Robert Lee Ermey, who played Hartman, is a retired USMC drill instructor, and he apparently ad-libbed most of his dialogue!

Cheers,
david

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[Bejasus]

You are quite correct, got my 'nam movies confused./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[tritonofnor]

also from blazing saddles "and for my next impression - Jesse Owens!"

And from pulp fiction "Whose motorcycle is this?" "It's Zed's baby" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead!"
and
"Did you see a sign on my gate saying 'Dead Nigger Storage?', no, and you know why? Cos I ain't in the business of storing dead niggers!"
and of course
"what happened here is between you, me, and mr. 'soon to be living the rest of his short life in agonising pain' rapist here!"
In no way PC but still made me lol.





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[Andrew_Fanner]

"Take off and nuke the site from orbit:- its the only way to be sure"
Aliens

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[Talon]

"Its better to burn out, then to fade away....."

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[itsonlymoney]

And the winner is "Full metal jacket" reach around quote.
Congrats - Ian

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[Bejasus]

WooHoo!!

First time I ever won anything.

I thought about an 'Oscars' type acceptance speech, but couldn't summon up enough bullshit or tears./forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[BarryH]

Oh I don't know, after a few beers I think you could manage that.

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[Bejasus]

Akshully, the bottle of this stuff on the left that I currently have open, might well do it./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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