Figurehead caption, anyone

[MapisM]

 

[Andibs]

Giving someone a stern look

I'll get my coat!

 

[Bouba]

Dead a head

 

[NoviceRod]

New place for the head

 

[MapisM]

I'd go for "May the fado be with us".
Admittedly, knowing that the pic was taken near Lisbon has something to see with that...

 

[Portofino]

Head of Southern rail takes a trip to Brighton .

 

[markc]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

[Dick Atcherley]

Stem Ginger

 

[Nigelpickin]

Can’t beat a bit of sun, sea sand and a little head

 

[Piers]

Stem Ginger

Brilliant!

 

[Dipper]

I can't see any fish bones stuck up your bum.

 

[Pinnacle]

I really should have put more sun cream on.........

 

[colhel]

Prato do dia

 

[rbcoomer]

They clearly couldn't get Kate Winslet. I wonder if Leonardo is on the stern?