Ferry Disaster ?

[Deleted User YDKXO]

I think the economics of changing a wife frequently would preclude changing one's 'yacht'.

And vice versa. The SWMBO reckons that so long as I'm constantly thinking about changing my boat/car/motorbike, I haven't got time to think about changing her!

 

[longjohnsilver]

UM, SWMBO has quite strong opinions on new boats, I suspect she may have even stronger views on new wives. However, as the last conversation about boats resulted in keeping the old one and getting a new one, it may be worth broaching the subject of wives to see if the same result occurs. What does the panel think?

Try bringing the subject up when you're next fishing around the Eddystone, you'll probably find it's a long swim home............

 

[Sybarite]

So do they think that generally speaking a yacht owner would change wife more often than yacht?

Hmmmmm. It happens......