Family dialogue rarely heard on board.

[BlueSkyNick]

... except on our boat of course !

A few examples:

"Don't worry about the bow blowing away from the pontoon darling, you just take your own time to get that warp cleated down"

"I will quite happily pay for another manicure on Monday"

"I am bored with sitting in the cockpit in these choppy seas, I am going to service the heads"

"I agree - sex after lunch on the foredeck is truly wonderful"

There must be more....

 

[Evadne]

"Don't you just love beating to windward through this chop?"

 

[stewsam]

"You paid how much for what? That's fine..."

 

[Woodlouse]

"Don't worry if there aren't any showers when we get there."

 

[ChrisE]

"Thanks for the drink, Nick."

 

[aquaplane]

Oh no not sun AGAIN, where's the sun cream?

 

[jhr]

Ah! There's Malaprop; for one awful moment, I thought he wasn't coming!

 

[Koeketiene]

I'm sure it's going to be fine

 

[ChattingLil]

I'll take the helm for a hour or so, you go below and have a snooze.

 

[ChattingLil]

and even less likely:

I'll put her to bed, you go and order the drinks.

 

[rickp]

Ah! There's Malaprop; for one awful moment, I thought he wasn't coming!

*spits mouthful of coffee over keyboard*

 

[jhr]

"Those new Wightlink Ferries are the business, aren't they"?

 

[AIDY]

turn the fridge up darling, we can do with out any navigation instruments today.

 

[Iota]

ask that charter boat if they want to raft on us

 

[geoid96]

"Dad, why's the shower stopped running?"

 

[Twister_Ken]

"Would you prefer a Malo or a Najad for your birthday?"

 

[David_Jersey]

"you think this is the miserable, damp & boring part of the trip? - wait until we arrive"

 

[jimi]

are we nearly there yet

Oh drat there's our destination , I was so looking forward to another 6 hours of beating hard to windward

 

[Koeketiene]

ask that charter boat if they want to raft on us

 

[fireball]